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A New Religion That Will Bring You To Your Knees

Posted by LOTGK on April 21, 2009

The Grassy Knoll Institute witnessed the formation of a new religious cult on the Parkway streets in Gatlinburg, Tennessee today. Throngs of people gathered around a giant sphere sent by a hovering giant alien space craft hiding in the clouds. It landed right outside Ripley’s Believe It Or Not. (If you can believe it! Or not!)

Defying the laws of gravity, the 4 ton sphere (Orb) floated above the pavement enabling passersby to spin the sphere with their hands. Worshippers lucky enough to touch the magic sphere immediately become disciples of the new Church and began speaking in tongues to one another.


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Giant Floating Head

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2008

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! The great Oz has spoken. I would have liked to see this prop in a better setting instead of under lights with a plain background. Very cool prop however.

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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Hey Lucy, I’m Home

Posted by LOTGK on July 9, 2008

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Hey Lucy, I’m Home!

In yet another unsuccessful attempt to blend in to society, this giant alien disguised himself as either movie star Desi Arnaz or American Idol failure William Hung.

Another theory is that Fidel Castro has fled Cuba seeking better medical treatment for his illness.

The Grassy Knoll Institute knows the talent portion will provide revealing clues as to the true identity.




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Big Foot Or Giant Alien Proof

Posted by LOTGK on May 6, 2008

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Big Foot Leaves Large Impression In Pavement

Walking through the local cemetery in the early spring, I came upon this large foot impression crushed into the pavement. Obviously, whatever made this imprint has to be massive weighing hundreds of pounds. Upon inspection of the footprint, I used my own footprint as a point of reference, (Size 12) the Grassy Knoll Institute surmises the giant alien had to be at least 18 feet tall and weighing in at roughly 650 pounds.

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Biggest Teets In History

Posted by LOTGK on January 17, 2008

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Udderly Ridiculous

Get A Load of Those Teets! (Did I spell that right?)
Giant Alien cows are flooding Kansas towns by unleashing their udders full of milk. Just on the outskirts of Kansas City, this giant cow was photographed after relieving all its milk right smack dab in the middle of the street. Townsfolk struggled to keep their head above the milk praying for the flood to subside. Minutes later, prayers were answered as the Giant Alien cow decided to move on cutting a trek of disaster in it’s path.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scientists are 2% sure that the milk was drinkable.


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