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Halloween Sexy Sirens Archives

Posted by LOTGK on May 19, 2011

Warning: The following post could be rated PG-13 and Parents Are Strongly Cautioned!

The Curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute attends many trade shows throughout the course of the year. His favorite shows are always the Halloween conventions located in Chicago, Las Vegas, St. Louis, and Houston. Below are the photographs he took of the most sexy and beautiful models decked out in adult Halloween costumes. Check out the full body painted models, the super heroes, villains, Cosplay characters, vampires, and sometimes models wearing absolutely nothing at all. Enjoy the pictures and hope to see you at the next convention.
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At the March 2006 National Halloween Trade show in Chicago, Illinois, I was lucky enough to snap these beautiful women dressed in sexy Halloween costumes. Love the body paint, construction girl with the big cones, sexy Cat Woman, leather Trinity costume, and sexy cop. Enjoy the pics. 2006 Halloween Show Sexy Models
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2007 was even more intense and sexy at the Chicago Halloween convention. The Rosemont Center was rocking all weekend long as a bevy of sizzling models wearing nothing but smiles paraded around inside the convention. This is the year Gemma Massey (A Glamour Model From England) was introduced to the Halloween scene. She now works for BlueBird Adult Films but you can see her dressed as a nun, cave girl, and assorted other sext costumes. 2007 Halloween Show Sexy Models
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2008 saw the Halloween show move out West to sin city, Las Vegas. The convention felt right at home as Hustler stripper Rachel was flashing passersby in one of the best adult Halloween costumes I have ever seen. Perhaps Wonder Woman completely nude except for body paint gives Rachel a run for her money. I took so many pictures that it takes up three posts.

2008 Halloween Show Sexy Body Paint Models
2008 Halloween Show Sexy Singles Models
2008 Halloween Show Sexy Doubles Models
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In 2009 the Halloween show stayed in Las Vegas. Sometimes what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas. Luckily, this is one of those times. The Transworld National Halloween and Party Show hosted at the Sands Convention Center debuted sexy Pornkins, plenty of body paint, Tiger Girl, and The End Is Near girl. 2009 Halloween Show Sexy Models
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2010 the Halloween and Party show returned to Chicago, Illinois hosted at the Donald Stephens Convention center, (AKA Rosemont Convention Center) No matter where the show is located, it always has an abundance of beautiful and sexy models wearing outlandish adult Halloween costumes. The Xotic Eyes girls stole the show with their next to nothing body pained wings. 2010 Halloween Show sexy Models
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2011 The Halloween Show found itself inside the George Brown Convention Center located in downtown, Houston, Texas. Houston was the wildest show I have attended. And I have attended many a shows. The entire collection of the sexiest women will debut in early October this year but here is a small taste of Houston Halloween.

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Happy Halloween 2010 Finale

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2010

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

Happy Halloween 2010

Happy Halloween to all the readers of the Grassy Knoll Institute. We hope you enjoyed the bevy of beauties in our sexy Halloween costumes pages plus our bumper crop of Halloween melons. We appreciate your patronage and commenting. See you next year.

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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Halloween Melons 2010 Winner

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2010

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998


Melons From The Sea

This 2010 Melons harvest has been a super bumper crop as almost one hundred contestants entered their lovely ripe melons for all to enjoy. As with all contests, there must be a winner and our beautiful mermaid with the wet enticing melons are this years Best Halloween Melons. Congratulations to all the contestants and their lovely melons.

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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Halloween Costume Contest 2010 Winner

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2010

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998


2010 Halloween Costume Contest Winner

Winner of the 2010 Halloween Dark Zone Costume Contest. This year we saw several naughty nurses on this blog and I’m sure at many Halloween parties. This costume has all the inning elements. A sexy blond, a short and tight leather dress, plenty of cleavage, plenty of legs, and that look of innocence.

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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Real Scary Houses To Avoid For Halloween

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2010

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

As you take your children trick or treating this Halloween, pay close attention to certain caveat’s of the houses you permit your offspring to visit. Some of them are NOT what they appear to be.

The Grassy Knoll Institute offers this Halloween Trick or Treat guide on what doorbells to avoid ringing this Halloween. Pay close attention, this guide may just save your life.

Worst Treat Ever

If you see this sign in the yard, unless you really like rabbit stew, keep on walking down the street.
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Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka never passed out candy for Halloween. And even if he did, you would have to have a golden ticket to enter. Do you have a golden ticket? No! Then move on.
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Jaws

Cue the Jams theme. I salute this person who has the absolute best home security system.
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Coffin Cupboards

If the owner of the house invites you in and you see the kitchen cabinets are made from funeral caskets, get the Hell out of the house ASAP.
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You Ain't Hansel

Note to all children: There are no houses made out of gum drops and ginger bread. And who wants gingerbread for Halloween anyway. It ranks right up there with Charlie Brown getting a rock.
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Rural Haunts

If perchance you find yourself on a deserted farm road with life like scarecrows scattered across the field, it’s time to fire up your John Deere and get the back to the suburbs.
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I Need A Heart

I have to say it. You’re not in Kansas anymore. Never bang on a house door where the lights are turned off. Those people do not want to participate in Halloween. If you continue knocking, the heartless owner may get angry.
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Isn't It Obvious

I’ll point out the obvious for all the “Newbies” out trick or treating tonight for Halloween. If the next house you plan on visiting for candy has teeth for a door, and eyes in the windows, it’s a trick. Move on to the next house.
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Tale Tale Signs

If in your travels happen by a telephone pole in the neighborhood looking like this, perhaps you should try another street.
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Mass Quantities

Public Awareness Announcement:
This house will not give trick or treaters proper candy. Instead, prepare to receive six packs of beer, mass quantities of cigarettes, and perhaps a quart of oil.
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There are more houses you may need to avoid. Listen to your parents tonight use their judgment on what houses to visit and what ones to stay away from.

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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