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St. Patrick’s Day

St. Patrick’s Day, March 17th, a day we celebrate the beauty, wonder, and the magic of Ireland and its people. Being Irish is much more than Guinness beer and lucky Leprechauns. Check out our sexy women scantily dressed in green, our own blend of Irish humor, Irish folklore, and plenty of other blarney.

St. Patrick’s Day 2013 Archives Below:

Even The Queen Is Irish On St. Patrick’s Day 03/17/2013
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Zombie Outbreak In Ireland 03/12/2013
An Irish Wedding Blessing 03/11/2013
Irish Cardio Sweeping The Nation 03/08/2013
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Shopping For The Perfect St. Patrick’s Day Outfit 03/04/2013
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An Irish True Story 03/02/2013
Kickoff To St. Patrick’s Day 03/01/2013

St. Patrick’s Day 2012 Archives Below:

Sexiest Irish Bartender For 2012 03/17/2012
How To Properly Drink A Pint Of Guinness 03/17/2012
Everyone’s Irish On St. Patrick’s Day 03/17/2012
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Did You Know All Leprechauns Are Male 03/16/2012
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Irish Humor – My Brother-in-Law 03/10/2012
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St. Patrick’s Day 2011 Archives Below:
The Grassy Knoll Institutes Pub Sexy Barmaid 03/17/2011 (Hottie Alert)
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No More Snakes In Ireland 03/17/2011 (Hottie Alert)
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Why The Catholic Church Charges For Tuition 03/14/2011 (Hottie Alert)
The Genetic Irish Ginger Gene Revealed 03/13/2011 (Hottie Alert)
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St. Patrick’s Day 2010 Archives Below:
Sexy Irish Waitress Revealing Under Boobage 03/17/2010
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St. Patrick’s Day 2009 Archives Below:
Shamus Names The Twins 03/17/2009
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Wearing Of The Green 03/03/2009
St. Patrick’s Day 2008 Archives Below:
Sexy St. Patrick’s Day Bartender 2008 03/17/2008
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I Can Read Your Mind 03/16/2008
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St. Patrick’s Day 2007 Archives Below:
Slainte O Dhia Duit 03/17/2007
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Legend Of The leprechaun
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12 Responses to “St. Patrick’s Day”

  1. Ron said

    I actually have a question. I had a friend tell me that when St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland that it wasn’t just converting Celtic Pagans to Christianity, but there was a good amount of killing the Celtics involved. Any truth in that? Heck any rumor truth in that? Thanks.

  2. LOTGK said

    Ron, St. Patrick really didn’t drive the snakes from Ireland.
    During the ice age, Ireland was connected to England. When the ice receded, the erosion separated the island and hence, many European animals and lizards were not on the island.

    Hence no snakes.

  3. gentledove said

    Ireland never was connected to England, I utterly refute it, it is the biggest conspiracy theory of them all, if it were true wouldn’t we all be batshit barmy in England?

  4. LOTGK said

    They were not connected by land mass, but by an ice bridge where marauders were able to ferry back and forth.
    England is safe.

  5. LEE LARSON said


  6. The Totton linnet said

    I’m half Irish, me mam was a banshi hehe

  7. Gumby said

    ya know, I’ve known toy for like forever, and not once have you featured me in your St. Pats section. I’m GUMBY DAMMIT! I’m green, perfect for your site.

  8. Jim Porter said

    They tell you St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland, what they don’t tell you is he was the only one who saw them!

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