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Hello, Hello, Hello,

Posted by LOTGK on October 20, 2015


Is there anybody still out there?

Or has the Zombie Apocalypse consumed all human life on this planet?

LURKING LAST BLOGGER ALIVE ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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Why Do They Always Look Like This

Posted by LOTGK on October 27, 2011

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

Why Do They Always Look Like This?

A Halloween Horror Movie Truism:

No matter what horror movie or science fiction movie you watch, the damsel in distress is always without exception a hot babe. Name me one movie where the damsel in distress was Rosie O’Donnell!

Happy Halloween

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Ripley’s Haunted Adventure Tour

Posted by LOTGK on October 26, 2011

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

Ripley's Haunted Adventure

Ripley’s Haunted Adventure located on the Parkway in Gatlinburg, Tennessee is a very popular haunt during the month of October. I have visited this haunt several times before but never in the month of October. Until this year.

Every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday in the month of October, at 6:13PM sharp, Ripley’s has their own version of a zombie crawl as a horde of monsters parade down the Parkway ending up in front of the Haunted Adventure where they interact with the people on the street. after about 20 minutes, the monsters filter into the haunt and add to the excitement and fright.

We bought our tickets and got in line. There were about 100 people in front of us and several hundred behind us before it was our turn.
It was now our time to step into the rickety old cage that takes it’s paying customers (Victims) to the top of the haunt. It is a very effective prop. Very loud, old, looks unsafe, and has a hint of danger to it. We met a crazy man at the top. I was informed that my camera must be turned off at this point. I obliged.

The haunt is a self guided tour. We were in a group of six people. I was the lead, my wife Patty behind me, the others behind her. We were instructed to put our hand on the persons back in front of us. A few seconds later we began our march through the haunt.

I will say the haunt is much larger than what it looks like from the outside. There were many rooms inside to navigate through. The props and graphics were above average and the actors were well trained and effective. This haunt was all about misdirection.

After about 30 minutes, we found our way out. We stepped into the elevator and…. I won’t spoil it for you.

One thing I didn’t like about this haunt. Outside while we were waiting in line, a woman was selling fiber optic lights to help you see in the haunt. She said it was absolutely necessary to see inside the haunt for it was pitch black inside. The lights, (Which were throw away quality) cost five dollars. I noticed that if you bought the lights at the ticket box office, they were only $2 dollars. Whip a rip off. I declined to buy the light. The woman selling them told me I would be sorry.

I was not. At no time did I ever need the fiber optic light. DO NOT BUY THE LIGHT! IT IS A RIP OFF. The rest of the haunted adventure was very entertaining and enjoyable. It was actually fun. We recommend it in the month of October.

Happy Halloween

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Best Melons Contest #7 – Vampire Melons

Posted by LOTGK on October 25, 2011

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

This Ain't No Twilight

On this entry, I had a very hard time placing the above photo in the correct category. I believe it would hold it’s on in the Best Costume category and of course it has plenty of merit to be in the Best melons category. I studied this photo for a very long time before a decision was made.

After countless hours, allow me to introduce you to the seductress Elvira, the vampire with the mostest succulent melons.

Happy Halloween

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Halloween Costume Contest #7 – Hidden Zombie

Posted by LOTGK on October 24, 2011

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I See More Than Zombies

A very cheap and easy Halloween costume that will guarantee you to be the talk of the holiday party. Let your friends read your T-Shirt and then flash them pulling your shirt up revealing your zombie side. (And more importantly, your ample melons) A crowd pleaser for sure for this Halloween party.

Happy Halloween

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