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A New Religion That Will Bring You To Your Knees

Posted by LOTGK on April 21, 2009

The Grassy Knoll Institute witnessed the formation of a new religious cult on the Parkway streets in Gatlinburg, Tennessee today. Throngs of people gathered around a giant sphere sent by a hovering giant alien space craft hiding in the clouds. It landed right outside Ripley’s Believe It Or Not. (If you can believe it! Or not!)

Defying the laws of gravity, the 4 ton sphere (Orb) floated above the pavement enabling passersby to spin the sphere with their hands. Worshippers lucky enough to touch the magic sphere immediately become disciples of the new Church and began speaking in tongues to one another.

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Big Hands

Posted by LOTGK on March 7, 2009

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You Know What They Say About Alien Men With Big Hands

The Grassy Knoll Institute snapped this photograph of a plaster of Paris impression of a giant alien male while dining at Bubba Gumps restaurant in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. The alien made quite a mess fleeing from the establishment but fear not, Bubba Gumps has All-State, a top notch insurance company.

It was only a matter of time before all state was brought up.

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Giant Alien Checkmate

Posted by LOTGK on February 21, 2009

giantchessset A Giant Alien chessboard was placed on the White House front lawn at dawn today.
The Grassy Knoll Institute believes this a direct challenge to president Barack Obama. Perhaps enticing him to make a first move.

A cryptic note was left with the chess board that has alarmed White House security. The Grassy Knoll Institute scientists were immediately contacted to help decipher the messgae.
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Here is the message:
When the men on the chess board.
Get up and tell you where to go.
And the white knight is talking backwards.
And the Red Queen’s off with her head.

The Grassy Knoll Institute suggested to White House security to Go ask Alice, I think she knows.

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Giant Alien Targets Target

Posted by LOTGK on January 26, 2009

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The reach of the economic recession of the world has extended to encompass the galaxy as even Giant Aliens circling the Earth planning an invasion of the human race are feeling the pinch.

Giant aliens have been forced to use advertising to generate income to maintain their mobilized invading army. This giant alien cow was captured in Sandusky, Ohio with the “Target” logo painted on it. PETA has to be pissed.

On the brighter side, the secret Grassy Knoll Institute is staging a huge cookout. Prime beef steaks are certainly on the menu.

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Check Out The Giant Beaver

Posted by LOTGK on September 25, 2008


A disturbance in the Hollywood hills last night as a report came in that a giant beaver was spotted in prone position with legs spread wide open. A complete set of DJ equipment was at the beavers side.

After intense study, the Grassy Knoll Institute has determined that the beaver is of giant alien origin and it was collected and transported to an undisclosed location for more tests.

Alas, Lindsay Lohan is highly disappointed.
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