Grassy Knoll Institute

Home Of The 99 Cent Conspiracy Theory

Posts Tagged ‘route 66’

An Ax To Grind

Posted by LOTGK on May 24, 2008

ax to grind

Easy Rider Giant Alien

Giant Alien grants a rare interview claiming he has returned for revenge against bikers Wyatt and Billy from 1969 who done him wrong.

At that moment, the Grassy Knoll Institute Scientist realized that this was the same giant alien appearing in the cult movie classic, Easy Rider, starring Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper. (Two hippie bikers set out from Los Angeles to New Orleans to find the meaning of life)

The giant alien would not elaborate and abruptly ended the brief interview.

.

.

Back To Giant Aliens Archives

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

Posted in Giant Aliens | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments »

Showing Their Mettle

Posted by LOTGK on March 10, 2008

giant oil man

Giant Alien Tears Down Oil Filed In Siberia, Russia.

Giant Aliens landed in the cold isolated country of Siberia looking to damage oil wells that pump life into the Soviet Union.

Ten oil fields and plants were destroyed until the aliens boarded their mother ship and escaped after being detected by local townsfolk.

This new tactic clearly demonstrates that giant aliens are attempting to cut off earth’s natural resources and oil reserves so humankind cannot wage war against them.

Back To Giant Alien Archives

LURKING, GAS AT $3.25 A GALLON, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

Posted in Giant Aliens | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment »

I Shot An Arrow In The Air

Posted by LOTGK on February 7, 2008

giant arrows

Prelude To An Attack

The gauntlet has been dropped as Giant Aliens sent two gigantic armor piercing arrows crashing to the ground signaling that the invasion has commenced. The arrows came to rest in the city of Thisel, Utah, population 87. The town has a restaurant named Eats.

It would seem that the Giant Aliens are daring us to cross the line in the sand…….

Stay tuned, more action to come…..And as always, the Grassy Knoll Institute will be there.

.

.

.

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

Posted in Giant Aliens | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment »

Digging For Gold

Posted by LOTGK on February 3, 2008

worlds largest shovel

Can You Dig It
Giant Aliens Are Digging In

A Giant Alien shovel was discovered this morning in a remote area in Yellowstone National Park. Apparently, the giant aliens have begun to build huge deep trenches to shield them from human military strike teams as they continue to plot to take over the world.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

Posted in Giant Aliens | Tagged: , , , , , , , | 2 Comments »

Biggest Teets In History

Posted by LOTGK on January 17, 2008

biggest teets
Udderly Ridiculous

Get A Load of Those Teets! (Did I spell that right?)
Giant Alien cows are flooding Kansas towns by unleashing their udders full of milk. Just on the outskirts of Kansas City, this giant cow was photographed after relieving all its milk right smack dab in the middle of the street. Townsfolk struggled to keep their head above the milk praying for the flood to subside. Minutes later, prayers were answered as the Giant Alien cow decided to move on cutting a trek of disaster in it’s path.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scientists are 2% sure that the milk was drinkable.

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

Posted in Giant Aliens | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment »

 
Grassy Knoll Institute

Home Of The 99 Cent Conspiracy Theory

Sladewilson: The War Journal Vol. 2

Entertainment Reviews - Video Games, Music, Television, Movies for the urban warrior... Adult Themes. Parential discretion advised...

Doooh Head

\"They all say Doooh\"

Ahrcanum

Conspiracy, HAARP, Earthquakes, Volcano's, Weather Modification, H1N1, Swine Flu, NWO, Politics, and other hedonistic topical articles from The CEO & Czar of The Committee In My Head. Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.