Big Hands

You Know What They Say About Alien Men With Big Hands

The Grassy Knoll Institute snapped this photograph of a plaster of Paris impression of a giant alien male while dining at Bubba Gumps restaurant in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. The alien made quite a mess fleeing from the establishment but fear not, Bubba Gumps has All-State, a top notch insurance company.

It was only a matter of time before all state was brought up.

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Giant Alien Checkmate

A Giant Alien chessboard was placed on the White House front lawn at dawn today.
The Grassy Knoll Institute believes this a direct challenge to president Barack Obama. Perhaps enticing him to make a first move.

A cryptic note was left with the chess board that has alarmed White House security. The Grassy Knoll Institute scientists were immediately contacted to help decipher the messgae.
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Here is the message:
When the men on the chess board.
Get up and tell you where to go.
And the white knight is talking backwards.
And the Red Queen’s off with her head.

The Grassy Knoll Institute suggested to White House security to Go ask Alice, I think she knows.

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Giant Alien Targets Target

Click To Dolly

The reach of the economic recession of the world has extended to encompass the galaxy as even Giant Aliens circling the Earth planning an invasion of the human race are feeling the pinch.

Giant aliens have been forced to use advertising to generate income to maintain their mobilized invading army. This giant alien cow was captured in Sandusky, Ohio with the “Target” logo painted on it. PETA has to be pissed.

On the brighter side, the secret Grassy Knoll Institute is staging a huge cookout. Prime beef steaks are certainly on the menu.

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Check Out The Giant Beaver

A disturbance in the Hollywood hills last night as a report came in that a giant beaver was spotted in prone position with legs spread wide open. A complete set of DJ equipment was at the beavers side.

After intense study, the Grassy Knoll Institute has determined that the beaver is of giant alien origin and it was collected and transported to an undisclosed location for more tests.

Alas, Lindsay Lohan is highly disappointed.
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Guitar In Gatlinburg

Where The Streets Have No Name

A giant alien guitar was discovered today on the Virginia – Tennessee border at a rest stop on Highway 81 as busy travelers were winding up their Summer vacations and getting back to their normal lives. The guitar was placed so it did not block traffic and was viewed as just another roadside attraction until a coded message was discovered at it’s base.

Of course, the Grassy Knoll Institute was contacted to investigate being experts in the field of Giant Alien culture. The rocket scientists at the institute are strumming their brains out and are at the edge of their wits in attempting to decipher this encrypted message.

So far, it is believed the message is coordinates to a specific place to springboard an alien invasion against the Earth. You to can help us decode the message which is below. Any and all leads submitted will be investigated as only the Grassy Knoll Institute can. The message is below.

The cities a flood
And our love turns to rust
Were beaten and blown by the wind
Trampled into dust
Ill show you a place
High on a desert plain
Where the streets have no name

We think the first line is referring to New Orleans, flooded by the hurricane Katrina.

The second line is believed to be a reference to an old steel company now vacant and dormant rusting in the field.

The third and fourth line seem to describe the Detroit Lions season so far. This is purely conjecture on our part though.

The fifth and sixth line describes a mountain top area, such as near the Grand Canyon.

The seventh line is believed to reference a trail, with no markers, but a road known to well by the locals.

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