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Giant Alien Targets Target

Posted by LOTGK on January 26, 2009

Click To Dolly

Click To Dolly

The reach of the economic recession of the world has extended to encompass the galaxy as even Giant Aliens circling the Earth planning an invasion of the human race are feeling the pinch.

Giant aliens have been forced to use advertising to generate income to maintain their mobilized invading army. This giant alien cow was captured in Sandusky, Ohio with the “Target” logo painted on it. PETA has to be pissed.

On the brighter side, the secret Grassy Knoll Institute is staging a huge cookout. Prime beef steaks are certainly on the menu.


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6 Responses to “Giant Alien Targets Target”

  1. Gumby said

    Maybe Congress can loan them 150 billion to help them get back on their feet. Or paws.

  2. Eng8te said

    LMAO. What is the click to dolly in the caption of the picture? Is thats the cows name.

  3. ben said

    This makes me wonder if the giant aliens are from the Moooooon.

  4. LOTGK said

    Gumby, hush, lest Congress hear you.

    Eng, the “Click To Dolly” is the link to enlarge the photo. As in Dolly Parton has big boobs. That doesn’t quite make sense, but she does have big boobs.

    Ben, LOL, you’re right on target as usual.

  5. D-Advocate said

    Sadly, Congress will decree the casy to the aliens. At least some one is working.

  6. Dude said


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