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Geneva-On-The-Lake Flag Etiquette

Posted by LOTGK on January 22, 2013


Improper Display Of The American Flag

The temperature dipped to 5 degree’s this brisk Winter morning. My daily jogging in the cemetery was at a fast pace for sure today. My thoughts this morning were of the inauguration of Obama and of course, warmer weather which led me to day-dream about Geneva-On-The-Lake.

I dug up this photo I took last Summer (2012) of the Wet And Wild water slide at Geneva. Notice the flag flying. Notice the blue star field is on the right top. Not to be a stickler of flag etiquette but come on man, the blue star field should always be top left whenever displaying the flag to the public. Vertical or horizontal.

The past several weeks our local veterinarian has been displaying his flag outside his office upside down. Flag etiquette states that flying the flag upside down is a signal of distress when there is immediate extreme danger to life or property. (I believe he is making a political statement using the American flag)

I wonder what would happen if a few military personnel carriers with a full complement surrounded the doctor’s office in response to the upside down flag to offer aid and assistance to Dr. Allen.

I wonder what the military charges for that type of service call?


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John K. Kennedy Inauguration Swearing In 49

Posted by LOTGK on February 22, 2009


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John F. Kennedy takes his oath of office and becomes the 35th President of the United states.

Number 49 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards.


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Giant Alien Checkmate

Posted by LOTGK on February 21, 2009

giantchessset A Giant Alien chessboard was placed on the White House front lawn at dawn today.
The Grassy Knoll Institute believes this a direct challenge to president Barack Obama. Perhaps enticing him to make a first move.

A cryptic note was left with the chess board that has alarmed White House security. The Grassy Knoll Institute scientists were immediately contacted to help decipher the messgae.

Here is the message:
When the men on the chess board.
Get up and tell you where to go.
And the white knight is talking backwards.
And the Red Queen’s off with her head.

The Grassy Knoll Institute suggested to White House security to Go ask Alice, I think she knows.


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Thought Screen Helmet Companion

Posted by LOTGK on January 20, 2009


Pam Anderson's Obama Inaugural Ball Date

Thought Screen Helmet Companions. Just in time for president elect Barack Obama’s inauguration.

Don’t let evil aliens that are controlling your thoughts put a damper on your inauguration plans. The rocket scientists at the secret Grassy Knoll Institute laboratory have created the thought screen helmet companion so you can attend the inauguration in style.

Pamela Anderson, iconic sex goddess swears by her thought screen helmet buddy. It allows her to go helmet free and attend Hollywood events and the Barack Obama inauguration and all the balls afterward. (And of course, no animals were harmed in the production of the thought screen helmet companion.)

But how does it work?
Good question. The thought screen helmet companion is stuffed with advanced technology to eliminate alien abduction. The companion works so well that not a single person using the companion has been abducted. 100% effective. Now that is a testimonial.

The companion is a full bodied mannequin lined with velostat, a magical material that blocks alien telepathic signals to the potential abductee. The companion senses the telepathic signal and intercepts and filters them before they reach its target. The companion comes in two styles, male or female and can be accessorized for any event. Mission accomplished.


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Thought Screen Helmet Inauguration Fittings

Posted by LOTGK on January 12, 2009

Just In Time For The Inaugural Ball

Just In Time For The Inaugural Ball

As was expected, the Grassy Knoll Institutes scientific studies conclude that alien telepathic activity spikes during presidential inaugurations. With president-elect Barack Obama being sworn in January 20th, every precaution is being taken to avoid any national security issues.

Washington Thought Screen Helmet makers have geared up production and are cranking out tailor made helmets to those attending the presidential inauguration and ball. Hurry though, supplies are limited and you don’t want to be the only one not wearing your thought screen helmet.



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