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Halloween Sparta Thought Screen Helmet

Posted by LOTGK on October 9, 2010

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

Screw You Aliens

With Halloween rapidly approaching, the Grassy Knoll institute has exciting news for those Thought Screen Helmet citizens constantly being abducted by evil aliens. A new and improved Thought Screen Helmet lined with velostat made to manufacturers specifications. The helmet is disguised as a Spartan helmet from the popular movie 300 starring Gerald Butler. It is a perfect Halloween costume that still provides maximum protection from telepathic aliens. Get your “Halloween” on and forget about alien abduction. And as you can see, chicks dig the helmet.

Happy Halloween – Samhain


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NBC The Event – Secrets And Theories explained

Posted by LOTGK on September 21, 2010


09/20/2010 – NBC “The Event” Secrets And Theories Update

The Event pilot offered by the NBC network premiered tonight after months and months of hype. I admit, I was intrigued with the teasers and comparisons to 24 and LOST. I made sure my schedule was clear even forgoing the NFL Monday night game between the Saints and 49ers. I was ready to be wowed. (Unlike NBC’s most recent series, Persons Unknown)

As I sat watching The Event, I noticed annoying flashbacks, which I’m sure were needed to flesh out the back story of the series and it’s characters.

I noticed that the CIA is involved and the agency is withholding information from the President of the United States under the guise of plausible deniability. The president is not buying it.

There are prisoners locked up in a high security facility in a remote site deep in the heart of Alaska.

There are 97 of them. (Detainee’s)

Sophia is the leader of the prisoners. (Detainee’s)

They have been detained for a very long time.

Leila, the hottie of the program, has apparently been kidnapped. Her boyfriend and almost fiance, Sean Walker, is in search for her even as his existence seems to be written away.

An airline jet has been hijacked, by the pilot, and is heading towards the location where the president is speaking in an attempt to assassinate him.

Right before the plane makes impact, an electromagnetic pulse in the form of an orb accompanied by a purplish flash, engulfs the jet and it vanishes.

Sophia explains to the president that perhaps she hasn’t told him everything.

This brings us to the Grassy Knoll Institutes “The Event” theory.
Here we go: The detainee’s are survivors from the 1947 Roswell crash. The government polluted the news media with reports of weather balloon tests, experimental planes, ball lightning, and just your every day whack jobs claiming to have witnessed flying saucers crashing in the desert near Roswell, New Mexico to discredit credible reports of an alien craft crash.

The military, under the control of the CIA, contained the scene by retrieving the wreckage of the ship and the survivors, with human characteristics, that were aboard the ship.

Under the cloak of night, the craft and survivors were moved to a secure facility so covert only a few men knew of the cargo and whereabouts. Not even the president of the United States knew of this operation.

A deal was brokered between the CIA and the survivors concerning reverse engineering and assistance in alien technology. In exchange, the government would protect and house the survivors until an exit strategy could be implemented. Sophia reveals that it will be more than 60 Earth years until contact and rescue can be made.

It would appear to the CIA that they are in control, calling the shots but in reality Sophia is in control. Sophia is biding her time, gathering her forces, preparing to assert themselves. Over the past 60 years since the crash, through interaction with the human race, the survivors have procreated. The offspring was not thought to be alien since no intercourse occurred. The original offspring, free in the general populace, continued to procreate and after several generations, there are now thousands of alien offspring.

As an added bonus, Leila is an alien hybrid.

There you go folks. Unload your quivers and sling away at this theory.

09/27/2010 – NBC “The Event” Secrets And Theories Update

Less than ten minutes into tonight’s episode, the Grassy Knoll Institutes theory was confirmed.

What is the Grassy Knoll Institutes theory for NBC Networks “The Event”? The detainee’s are survivors from the 1947 Roswell crash. Under control of the CIA, the humanoid survivors were collected along with the wreckage and moved to a secure facility in the heart of Alaska so covert only a few select men knew of the operation.

The CIA believe they are in control after a brokered deal with the detainee’s yielded reverse engineering of alien technology in exchange of keeping them safe until an exit plan could be implemented.

However, Sophia is in control, biding her time as sleeper personnel gather forces readying for “the Event!” As an added bonus, Leila is an alien hybrid.

As the president of the United States was being debriefed concerning Sophia and the detainee’s, it was learned they are humanoid alien survivors from a crash over 60 years ago. Also revealed, the aliens DNA sequencing is a 99% match to humans making them almost impossible to detect. They can hide in plain sight which is alarming for sleeper aliens could be planted throughout the world and over 60 plus years, possibly infiltrated major positions in industry and politics.

Tidbits from tonight’s episode:

* Sleepers are out in the wild, gathering forced, waiting for the signal. (The event)

* Sophia has been lying to the government for over six decades. Why would she offer information now?

* What is Sophia’s true agenda?

* We mean you no harm! A classic statement from many science fiction movies. When that statement is made, usually, the aliens are hell bent on domination.

* The plane was transported to the Arizona desert. The plane had a rough landing but all the passengers survive. The pilot was Mr. Buchannon, Leila’s father, who pleads with Sean Walker to find his daughter before it’s too late.

* When the military arrives on the plane crash scene, all the passengers are laid out in the sun, dead.

10/18/2010 – NBC “The Event” Secrets And Theories Update

Another alternate theory for the Event:
The 97 detainee’s are humans from the future who for some reason travel back to the past.

Perhaps to change the future as they know humanity has done something dreadfully wrong.

Perhaps the 97 fled the future for non-conformist ideals.

Perhaps the 97 returned to the past for the future world was destroyed.

Any other thoughts, theories, secrets?


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NBC Persons Unknown Theory – Episode Ten

Posted by LOTGK on August 23, 2010

Back from a one week hiatus, NBC Persons Unknown was back on the air Saturday for the 10th installment of the Summer series. Next Saturday the 28th is the two hour series finale where all will be revealed. before we get there, let’s look at what was revealed on Saturday.

* Tonight, we bring back the (*) to skim through the bullet points of Saturdays show.

* The new night watchman, Liam, takes over and sets the captive 7 up for a fall. He is as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

* Liam pampers the guests with a unique gift for each. The gifts are very personal and move the guests emotionally. Later the guests are drugged and sedated.

* We are made aware that there are multiple towns, splitting images of each other where similar experiments are performed on 7 other unlucky people.

* When the captive 7 awake from their drug induced sleep, their personalities have been tweaked. They all seem to get along better.

* The men in the blue jump suits are working over time. They are all over the place.

* News Flash: The men in blue are terrible shots. They had dead aim on the Jeep as it was driving away. Three targets, no windows, open air Jeep, and all 7 of the men couldn’t hit a tire, gas tank, one of the passengers in the Jeep. These guys need fired.

So what does the Grassy Knoll Institute think…..
Last week I announced that the captive 7 were in a virtual reality laboratory. All the participants are interconnected to one another sharing each others thoughts, memories, and feelings. While in this virtual reality laboratory, a battery of physical and mental experiments are performed on them. And who is running these experiments? A New World Order government consortium in partner with a superior race of aliens.

Tonight, let me throw out yet another theory. Perhaps they are in Purgatory, a weigh station to heaven or hell, where the men in blue are angels or demons, depending on your interpretation, to keep the damned in line. Case in point, Liam and Janet are talking at the end of the show. Liam tells her, I think you know why you are here. Because you’re dead Janet. Damn it Janet.

Next Saturday all will be revealed in the two hour series finale. I suspect NBC was hoping for a mega-type hit as Lost was for ABC. Alas, the numbers are way down, Internet buzz barely visible, and water cooler banter non-existent. Let us hope next Saturday brings us some nice surprises.


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NBC Persons Unknown Theory – Episode Nine

Posted by LOTGK on August 7, 2010

So tonight Joe gets inserted back into the group with his memory wiped. The night watch man gets his clock cleaned and one of the “Programs” higher ups is regulated to replace him. And oh yea, the director of the Program, she’s a first class “See You Next Tuesday” type of gal. (For those that don’t know LOTGK speak, chalk that up to just another mystery that needs to be solved.)

Last week I revealed my theory and I’m sticking to it this week. To refresh, my theory is….
The 7 eclectic unknown persons are in a virtual reality laboratory. All the participants are interconnected to one another sharing each others thoughts, memories, and feelings. While in this virtual reality laboratory, a battery of physical and mental experiments are performed on them. And who is running these experiments? A New World Order government consortium in partner with a superior race of aliens.

Here is my proof. Joe, a known employee of the Program, is found out, then removed from the experiment. He is then reprogrammed and re-inserted back. He has no memory of the other members and he has become very aggressive. he pretty much tears up the night manager throwing him through a plate glass window.

The Program doesn’t want anyone to know they are conducting experiments. They use their “Men in Blue” to contain information leaked out about the Program. When damaging information is about to be leaked, the men in blue eliminate the leak.

Joe was touted as the best chance for a 10th level candidate by the Program director. She wanted everything to go smooth as he was re-introduced to the town.

Notice everyone in the Program was afraid of the director and I has the feeling that everyone wished they had never heard of the Program.

So what are the odds that Tom, who was killed last week, finds his way back into the town and Program, just as Tori reentered the Program in a different capacity.

Four more episodes left.


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NBC Persons Unknown Theory – Episode Eight

Posted by LOTGK on August 1, 2010

Persons Unknown, Episode 8

When I watched the pilot episode of Persons Unknown, I came to the conclusion that it was a rip off of the Twilight Zone and a cheap version of ABC’s Lost. I would like to modify that theory just a tad.

After watching last night’s episode, I am for certain what the show is about. (This is the part where my giant Ego can’t fit on this page) For six years on my Lost page I updated my theory after each episode. From the pilot episode to the finale episode. I stayed true to my theory. I thought it was a fairly believable one. Alas, Lost had a different scenario and we all know how the show ended.

Now, watching last night’s show, I am amending my theory. Here it is. And the Lost fans that have followed this blog for six years will know it straight away.

The 7 eclectic unknown persons are in a virtual reality laboratory. All the participants are interconnected to one another sharing each others thoughts, memories, and feelings. While in this virtual reality laboratory, a battery of physical and mental experiments are performed on them. And who is running these experiments? A New World Order government consortium in partner with a superior race of aliens.

Perhaps the boys of NBC were readers of my Lost blog. Perhaps they took my premise and ran with it. Keep in mind, my theory had elements of the Twilight Zone embedded and you can clearly see the similarities in Persons unknown as well.

To prove my theory, let’s look at last nights episode. Joe is hooked up with multiple electrodes inside a sterile hospital room. A mechanical voice is piped in reprogramming Joe to become part of the program again. Joe refuses to cooperate.

We also learn that once in the program, you can never leave the program.

There are always seven candidates, err, persons for the experiment, err, program.

Joe has been through the program before, he is someone different every time. This time he has a love interest. (Janet)

Seriously, doesn’t the town remind you of a rat maze, where the rats are let loose to follow their every movement. Various stimuli in inserted to determine how the rats will react to each stimuli. For this episode, Bill was a perfect example. Bill breaks down, realizing he has no one back home and has completely alienated himself from the other persons in the town. He pleads to the watching eye for help, he wants to leave, to go home. He also makes the statement when he found the cigarettes at the bar, that you guys must be reading his mind.

Anyway, Bill is outside and chases a book of matches outside the deadly fence line. He does not get electrocuted. He runs up the hill, looks back at the town, and after a minute states, where am I going, I have nowhere to go. Bill returns to the town, kneels down to the watching eye and states he’s back. This is a classic experiment in human conditioning.

Now about Joe and his repeat performance and Tori’s reappearance on the show which I called by the way. This episode is a remake of the Twilight Zone episode titled, Shadow Play. Here is the synopsis of the Twilight Zone episode.

Shadow Play – Original Airdate – 05/05/1961

Adam Grant, a nondescript kind of man found guilty of murder and sentenced to the electric chair. Like every other criminal caught in the wheels of justice he’s scared, right down to the marrow of his bones. But it isn’t prison that scares him, the long, silent nights of waiting, the slow walk to the little room, or even death itself. It’s something else that holds Adam Grant in the hot, sweaty grip of fear, something worse than any punishment this world has to offer, something found only in the Twilight Zone.

Adam Grant was a man convicted of murder who tries to convince the judge and jury that he is living a nightmare, that everything around him is just an illusion that keeps repeating over and over. He states that the judge, attorneys, and jury are merely players in his dream. The judge asks why he is so concerned of dying if its only a dream and Grant says because since having this nightmare, he hasn’t been able to get any sleep because he always wakes up screaming. He tells his attorney to go home and what he originally thought was for dinner will be something else. What Grant said is true, and the attorneys friends discuss the matter and perhaps get a stay of execution on the lines of insanity. Alas, the call to the governor arrives to late and Adam Grant is electrocuted. The next day, the same events occur once again, Grant in court going through the same motions, except the characters have assumed different roles.

We know that a dream can be real, but whoever thought that reality could be a dream? We exist, of course, but how, in what way? As we believe, as flesh-and-blood human beings, or are we simply parts of someone’s feverish, complicated nightmare? Think about it, and then ask yourself, do you live here, in this country, in this world, or do you live instead in the Twilight Zone?

Persons Unknown Tie-In:
Men and women in captivity. Going through the motions, each not realizing that they are in an illusion. Except one man, (Joe) who has the knowledge that an experiment is being conducted. He informs everyone that he is part of the program yet he cannot change the outcome as the scenario continues to play out.

When he wakes up, and trust me, Joe will be back on the show next week, but he will be somewhat different, the program will continue. To bolster my theory even more, Tori is now a nurse instead of the wild child she portrayed earlier.

There you have it.


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