How To Cook A Monkey
Posted by LOTGK on November 23, 2007
Dinner at Steve’s House
So do you think all State Fair and Carnival games are rigged to lose? Think again my friends. My brother-In-Law doesn’t think so. While in Florida at the County Fair, Steve, my brother-in-law, wondered up to one of the carnival games, paid his money and placed his bet. In an instant, Steve won a frozen turkey on the first try. Thinking the game was easy, he plays a second time. Again, he wins another frozen turkey.
Steve tried two more times and amazingly won two more frozen turkeys. He now has four turkeys and the carnival operator looks at him with disbelief and says, “I have no more turkeys, all I got left are these monkeys,” pointing to the stuffed animals on the top shelf. Apparently, Steve was not looking on.
Steve quickly replied, “A monkey? How do you cook a monkey?”
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL