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Big Hands

Posted by LOTGK on March 7, 2009


You Know What They Say About Alien Men With Big Hands

The Grassy Knoll Institute snapped this photograph of a plaster of Paris impression of a giant alien male while dining at Bubba Gumps restaurant in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. The alien made quite a mess fleeing from the establishment but fear not, Bubba Gumps has All-State, a top notch insurance company.

It was only a matter of time before all state was brought up.


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Least Popular Pizza Topping

Posted by LOTGK on December 14, 2007

Typical pizza order by phone:
Pizza Lover: Yes, I would like to order a 14 inch pizza please.
Pizza Shop: OK, any toppings with that?
Pizza Lover: Yes, can I have broken glass sprinkled on top please?
Pizza Shop: Would that be clear or stained glass?

While I was in Gatlinburg back in November of 2007 I happened upon a Parkway souvenir shop. I was just killing time waiting for the next paranormal event to begin when on the floor of the store was this pizza with broken glass piled on top.

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Do You Sell Corn Dogs Here?

Posted by LOTGK on November 26, 2007

I was Walking past a store on the Parkway in Gatlinburg, Tennessee the other day and this sign kind of hit me.
Do you think they sell corn dogs here?
As fate would have it, I decided to ask. “Yes, we do sell corn dogs here” the girl behind the counter said. “But it’ll be about 10 minutes until they are cooked”.
Disappointed I left without purchasing one. I thought to myself, if your sign says corndogs 5 times in a row, I would expect to be able to walk in and buy one right away. But that’s just me.

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