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Gotcha Patrick

Posted by LOTGK on November 5, 2008

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Big Foot Or Giant Alien Proof

Posted by LOTGK on May 6, 2008

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Big Foot Leaves Large Impression In Pavement

Walking through the local cemetery in the early spring, I came upon this large foot impression crushed into the pavement. Obviously, whatever made this imprint has to be massive weighing hundreds of pounds. Upon inspection of the footprint, I used my own footprint as a point of reference, (Size 12) the Grassy Knoll Institute surmises the giant alien had to be at least 18 feet tall and weighing in at roughly 650 pounds.

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Bizarre Restaurant Names

Posted by LOTGK on November 30, 2007

I was driving down Market Street, a main artery to the city, and I passed yet another vacant lot where once a fast food restaurant stood. It was a very bizarre name for an eatery and it got me thinking about other strange names of restaurants I visited.

I came up with this list so far.

HEAP BIG BEEF…..was an Arby’s type restaurant, almost exactly the same style sandwiches, but the french fries, man, they were something else. This place went under around 1969.

MINNIE PEARLS FAMOUS RECIPE FRIED CHICKEN…was of course a Kentucky Fried Chicken wanna be. The building was all canary yellow and had a big life size cardboard cutout of Hee-Haw’s Minnie Pearl holding a bucket of chicken. The chicken was honey dipped and was and still is the best to date fast food chicken I ever tasted. The honey baked rolls were also to die for.

DER WIENERSCHNITZEL…was a hot dog shop. I used to watch the proprietor line hot dogs up his arm and load them up with ketchup and mustard and chili and he never dropped one. Jays Famous Hot Dogs now resides in its place.

WING IT, RING IT, AND FLING IT….was a converted Red Barn chicken place. And yes, they sold chicken there as well. It was pretty greasy though, and now its only an empty lot.

G.D. Ritzys…not a real bizarre name, but we used to call it God Damn Ritzy’s….

Years ago, in Thistle, Utah, I ate at a restaurant, well, restaurant, gas station, and supply shop all in one, and the sign said,…..
EATS. Wasn’t bad food either.

I’ve always been uncomfortable with “In n Out Burger” – I just think it’s terribly obscene!

Tabbys…A nice sit down restaurant, but its named after a freakin cat….
Used to be in the Boardman Plaza, and then went out of business. Had great chicken though, or maybe it was cat…..
FN Meow…..
So, do you have any strange or bizarre restaurant names that you have visited, past or present? Let me know in the comments.

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