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Barney Bean Show – Youngstown Ohio 1960’s

Posted by LOTGK on August 17, 2011

Barney Bean - Channel 33 - Youngstown Ohio

Some years ago in the 1960’s Barney Bean (David William Harris) was a local Youngstown, Ohio television personality. He hosted a “Live” children’s program where he played cartoons, interviewed children on set, had guest clowns, and did short fun sketches. Beans big draw was to use the initials of a child’s name and draw a picture using them. He was quite the artist.

During one particular broadcast, Barney Bean and Co-host Ronald McDonald (Yes, the clown from McDonalds restaurant) were interviewing the group of children invited on the program that day. The children were sitting on bleacher risers and both Barney and Ronald would interact with the children asking them questions on camera so parents and friends could see them on television. The questions were simple ones to not make the children nervous. The questions were, What is your name, What sports do you like, Where do you live, and Do you have any funny jokes to tell. Most of the children did well and answered the questions correctly.

As Ronald got around to the middle of the second row, he asked one young man who looked about 8-9 years old if he knew any funny jokes. The boy looked up and said, “I sure do!” “Why are girls and frying pans alike?” Ronald looked into the camera and said, “Well, I don’t know. Why?” The boy replied, “Cause you have to get em both hot before you put the meat in!”

Ronald was stunned, and for a moment, stood silently looking into the camera. He then regained his composure and said to the boy, “Now that wasn’t a very nice joke.” Seconds later, the little boy, not missing a beat looked up at Ronald and said in a raised voice,

True story.


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Six More Weeks Of Winter

Posted by LOTGK on February 6, 2009

Buckeye Chuck’s Weather Predicting Has Come To A Brutal End

Buckeye Chuck, the lesser known weather predicting groundhog (Punxsutawney Phil) emerged from his hole on Monday, February 2nd, and spotted his shadow that signaled six more weeks of winter.

This morning, Grassy Knoll Institute investigators found Buckeye Chuck dead, lying just outside his lair. An eyewitness stated an angry bystander driving a Jeep and wearing a real fur coat did not like the prediction made this year and ran Chuck over.

P.E.T.A. is pissed.


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Gotcha Patrick

Posted by LOTGK on November 5, 2008

Gotcha Patrick!


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Kick Ass Blogger Indeed

Posted by LOTGK on September 23, 2008

As an unwritten rule, (And that’s all we have around here at the secret lab) the Grassy Knoll Institute does not participate in meme blogs or award type blogs. Instead, we have an open door policy concerning information and personal inquiries. You ask us a question, we will give you an answer. You may not like the answer, (Hey, we may not like the question so we’re even) but that’s how we roll.

However, being the Curator of this blog, I am capable of bending the rules whenever I see fit. (ie, I asked Patty for permission and she said OK) This is one of those times.

Just the other day the Grassy Knoll Institute was bestowed a much righteous award, (The Kick Ass Blogger) from the blogger extraordinaire Chica-X. Chica resides over at Blogger. (Don’t hold that against her) here’s a little bit I found out about her.

*Chica has three children, all boys.
*She wears her heart on her sleeve.
*As well her tattoo. (Or so I’m told)
*Chica’s main squeeze is the mysterious Gman. He knows how to kill bee’s real good.
*Chica’s favorite number is 69. (Or so I’m told) (Gman’s is 77 cause it’s 8 more)
*Chica knows the meaning of Capricious. (I don’t)
*Chica is a kick ass blog designer. Her designs are impulsive, daring, capricious, and functional. Go ahead and ask her, she’ll tell you.
*Chica is a meme freak.
*And also a friend.

It would be in your best interest to click the links to her blog and sit a spell over there and learn something for a change instead of staying here reading about my Giant Aliens and true to life conspiracy theories. (Just come back when you’re done, ya hear!)

My instructions are to select 5 other bloggers who I deem “Kick Ass” but I don’t follow rules. I’m a rebel without a clue. So, simply gaze to your right, find my blog roll, and click every single link there and visit them all. That’s why they are in the roll.


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Found On The Roadside

Posted by LOTGK on September 17, 2008

Discarded Condom

I use the local cemetery as my jogging track. Once around is one mile. Apparently, the local teens use it for more strenuous activities.

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