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Halloween Melons Contest – Winner 2009

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2009


Valerie Cormier

Valerie - 2009 Best Melons Winner

Grassy Knoll Institutes Fourth Annual Best Melons Winner:
The 2009 Melons harvest has been a bumper crop as six contestants entered their lovely ripe melons for all to enjoy. As with all contests, there must be a winner and Valerie’s bountiful cornucopia melons are this years Best Halloween Melons. Congratulations to all the contestants and their lovely melons.

Happy Halloween – Samhain


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21 Responses to “Halloween Melons Contest – Winner 2009”

  1. Roll D said

    I can see the V and it is Very nice. Hard to choose melons but hers are the best of course.

  2. Green Hood said

    Excellent choice. Those are the ripest nicest fullest perkiest luscious melons. I would love to motorboat them.

  3. Gumby said

    Not just the melons but the entire package. Look at the curves of her body. Her taut belly, her beautiful eyes and smile, her athletic legs and arms. This is supergirl all wrapped into one fantastic melon ball.

  4. Universal said

    Nice tits. Now lets see the rest.

  5. Anti-christ said

    Jesus Christ! I would love to possess those. It brings out the animalistic traits in me. I can feel my hooves expanding and my tail growing.

  6. Greg Brady said

    This is Marsha in the new Millennium.

  7. Stasha said

    Damn, i missed out on all the top choice pumpkin pie and halloween treats. Valerie is beyond words, other than sexy, sexy, sexy.

  8. Hip Dude said

    Truly a meloness beauty. Good show, right on. Buy jove.

  9. Opti-Gal said

    Mine are bigger, and real. 🙂

  10. I’m in love.

    Sadly my girlfriend would strenuously object.

    I’m always amazed that your wife lets you post this kind of stuff.

    Our anniversary is Halloween ( we had our first date on Halloween 33 years ago this October ) and we love all things Halloween.

    I’m finally able to get bids and am actively working on getting a commercial website going.

    Best wishes to you and yours,


    • LOTGK said

      Happy early Anniversary.

      I met my wife at a Halloween party. She was bobbing for apples. She pulled an apple from the barrel and I went up to her and told her that she was the one for me. She smiled, and then proceeded to slap my face. Later that evening we talked more, and the rest is history.

  11. Dre said

    Whats her full name?

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