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Posts Tagged ‘melons’

Real Natural Halloween Melons – Entry #3

Posted by LOTGK on October 13, 2010

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

Real Natural Melons

For the Grassy Knoll Institute’s Third entry of the 2010 Halloween Dark Zone “Best Halloween Melons” contest, we selected Paula Peppers “Au Naturel” holiday melons. Ms. Peppers is proudly displaying her melon patch winners in hopes of becoming this seasons Dark Zone winner. Your votes will help sway the judges so vote often in the comments section.

Sometimes, to appreciate the succulent juicy flesh of Halloween melons, you have to peel away the outer shell.

Bon Appetit…
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Happy Halloween – Samhain

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Halloween Melons On The Fence – Entry #2

Posted by LOTGK on October 7, 2010

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

Melons 2010 Contestant #2

October brings cooler temperatures and shorter days signaling the Halloween melon harvest time. The Grassy Knoll Institute has a bumper crop of the most succulent melons filled with all shapes and sizes for the 2010 Halloween Dark Zone “Best Halloween Melons” contest.

For our second selection, we were on the fence (Just like the melons above) before deciding that Jessie was worthy. Things are looking up for this melon crop this season. Cast your vote below in the comments section.

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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2010 Halloween Costume And Melons Contest #1

Posted by LOTGK on October 4, 2010

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

Anyone Desire A Sponge Bath

I have a fever way to high.
Welcome Grassy Knoll Institute surfers to the first installment of the 2010 Halloween Dark Zone “Best Halloween Melons” and “Best Halloween Costume” contest. Our first contestant in both categories is the lovely nurse Maria, winner of the American Nursing Academy Best Sponge Bath Award by using her plentiful assets to achieve maximum coverage.

Cast your vote now for Sexy Chesty Nurse Maria in the comments section below.

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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The Dark Zone Cometh – With Big Melons

Posted by LOTGK on October 1, 2010

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

It's Melon Season

For the 2010 Halloween season, the Grassy Knoll Institute farmers have been out standing in their fields all Summer long to bring you a bumper crop of the biggest and juiciest melons for Halloween. The Halloween Dark Zone also offers for your viewing pleasure a plethora of scantily clad women in various forms of undress modeling the latest sexiest Halloween costumes on the market today.

Additionally, the Halloween Dark Zone has expanded its “Best Melons” contest, Sexiest Zombie contest, Sexiest School girl costume, scary demons, haunted house tours, old wives tales, wild video’s, urban legends, and all things Halloween.

Please join us as we update this section at least once per day in the month of October.

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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Halloween Melons Contest – Winner 2009

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2009

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Valerie Cormier

Valerie - 2009 Best Melons Winner

Grassy Knoll Institutes Fourth Annual Best Melons Winner:
The 2009 Melons harvest has been a bumper crop as six contestants entered their lovely ripe melons for all to enjoy. As with all contests, there must be a winner and Valerie’s bountiful cornucopia melons are this years Best Halloween Melons. Congratulations to all the contestants and their lovely melons.

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