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Pumpkin Patch Halloween Melons – #4

Posted by LOTGK on October 22, 2010

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

For the Grassy Knoll Institute’s Fourth entry of the 2010 Halloween Dark Zone “Best Halloween Melons” contest, we visit the sincere pumpkin patch Linus Van Pelt. Linus believes that this years crop of pumpkins is his most sincere and is sure the Great Pumpkin will rise from his pumpkin patch and fly through the air and bring presents and toys to all that believe in him.

And all Charlie brown got was a rock…..

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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Halloween Melons On The Fence – Entry #2

Posted by LOTGK on October 7, 2010

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Melons 2010 Contestant #2

October brings cooler temperatures and shorter days signaling the Halloween melon harvest time. The Grassy Knoll Institute has a bumper crop of the most succulent melons filled with all shapes and sizes for the 2010 Halloween Dark Zone “Best Halloween Melons” contest.

For our second selection, we were on the fence (Just like the melons above) before deciding that Jessie was worthy. Things are looking up for this melon crop this season. Cast your vote below in the comments section.

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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Halloween Melons Contest – Winner 2009

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2009

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Valerie Cormier

Valerie - 2009 Best Melons Winner

Grassy Knoll Institutes Fourth Annual Best Melons Winner:
The 2009 Melons harvest has been a bumper crop as six contestants entered their lovely ripe melons for all to enjoy. As with all contests, there must be a winner and Valerie’s bountiful cornucopia melons are this years Best Halloween Melons. Congratulations to all the contestants and their lovely melons.

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Best Melons 2006 Winner

Posted by LOTGK on October 21, 2007

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Pamela Peaks is the winner of the first annual Grassy Knoll Institute “Best Melons Award.”
Pamela stated that she started growing her melons early on so as to have them ripe and juicy come harvest time. The dedication paid off.
Congratulations once again to Pamela.

Now we know why Linus always stood guard in his pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin.

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