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Resident Golf Pro

Posted by LOTGK on December 9, 2007

BUSTY GOLF PRO LESSONS

Address The Ball? I Can’t Even See The Goddamn Ball

Grassy Knoll Institute Golf Lessons. For a limited time, sign up for free lessons from our resident golf pro.
But hurry, lesson times are being booked at an amazing pace.

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LURKING, FOUR D 4 D, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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Best Melons Winner 2007

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2007

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Winner Of The Grassy Knoll Institute 2007 Best Melons

Congratulations go out to Candy Apples for best melons of 2007. Ms. Apples proudly displays her melons for all to see and enjoy. Gumby is jealous for it looks like Pokie has found a new home.

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LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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Hard Decisions

Posted by LOTGK on October 30, 2007

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Halloween is tomorrow and the Grassy Knoll Institute offers these two treats to all you Internet trick or treaters.

First option: A life size Lindsay Lohan Doll
Accessories: Natural “Fire crotch” nether region.
Full coverage car insurance policy.
Phone # to several reputable drug dealers.
One get out of rehab free card.

Second option: A life size Paris Hilton Doll
Accessories: A revealing breast baring flimsy top.
A Limited edition Stars Are Blind CD.
Famous catch phrase “That’s hot,” recording.
And, One night in Paris, your choice of infrared or natural light camera’s.

Supplies are limited.
Happy Halloween

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LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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Finalist #02 – Best Melons 2007

Posted by LOTGK on October 28, 2007

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It’s Halloween week and that means the Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists are hunkered down at their secret laboratory pouring over all the entries submitted for “Best Melons” category and “Best Costume” for 2007.

This is finalist #2

Your vote may help sway the judges. Cast your now in the comments section below.

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LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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