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Posts Tagged ‘blondes’

Handy Pirate

Posted by LOTGK on June 11, 2008

pirate blind date

Tommy thought he had hit the jackpot with this sexy blond hottie.
Not only was she smokin hot, but she dressed like a pirate, and was clearly a Raiders fan.

However, after some intimate chit chat, a hand job was totally out of the question!

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LURKING, AARGGHH, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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Huge Cleavage

Posted by LOTGK on January 4, 2008

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Giant Aliens Try To Blend In

As the invasion of the Giant Aliens rapidly approaches, the females of the species are attempting to blend into human society so as to study and collect data to aid in their campaign against humanity. However, so far it doesn’t seem to be working well. The photo on top shows a giant alien female mimicking an ordinary Minneapolis, Minnesota woman right down to the color of the dress worn.

So far, it has been quite easy to single out the giant aliens.

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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Charlie’s Original Angels 2007

Posted by LOTGK on December 12, 2007

From The Where Are They Now Section

When Charlie’s Angels burst onto the scene in 1976, three beautiful actresses, (OK, two beautiful actresses, Kate Jackson was the smart one) jiggled and primped their way into the hearts and souls of every teenage boy.

Who could forget Farrah Fawcett, her blond hair gently blowing in the breeze as her hard erect nipples pierced through a thinly worn tight white shirt, (Braless of course) as she chased down the bad guy.

Or Jaclyn Smith, the sassy brunette with the perfect body and face to match wearing an all to revealing (At the time) bikini as she coerced a confession out of the bad guy while sunbathing at the local swimming pool.

Or Kate Jackson, the smart one for coming up with brilliant scheme’s allowing Farrah to run in almost every episode to show off her heaving breasts.

As a tribute to the show turning 30 years old this month, the original angels agreed to a risque’ lingerie fashion shoot. The Grassy Knoll Institute presents to you, Farrah, Jaclyn, and Kate.

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LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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Paris Hilton And Tara Reid Show Off IQ’s

Posted by LOTGK on December 12, 2007


So as not to confuse one another or themselves, Paris Hilton and Tara Reid, Hollywood’s blond bombshells wear their IQ scores on their shirts. Paris scored a 54 while Tara rated a solid 19 confirming she is Hollywood’s dumbest blond bombshell.

However, Reid was quick to add that when she looks down at her score, it jumps all the way up to 61. So nanna nanna boob boo.

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LURKING, E=MC2 ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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Giant Alien Super Model

Posted by LOTGK on November 16, 2007

Giant Alien Super Model Dressed To Thrill

A Giant Alien female super model, scantily clad, made an astonishing appearance in Manhattan Friday night. The Giant Alien used Broadway Avenue as a runway and strutted her Giant Alien body as she sashayed her way to Central Park where she was transported back to the safety of the Giant Alien Mother ship.

This has been the second sighting in New York City. The Grassy Knoll Institute scientists are keeping a 24 hour watch on the city in hopes of filming another Giant Alien encounter. One question has been answered that the Grassy Knoll Institute scientists have had on their minds for quite some time now.

And that question: Do black patent leather shoes really reflect up which was to the delight of the male population who witnessed the Giant Alien super model.

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LURKING, YES THEY DO, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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