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Halloween Melons And Costume Contest – Entry #1

Posted by LOTGK on October 7, 2009

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first installment of the 2009 Halloween Dark Zone “Best Halloween Melons” and “Best Halloween Costume” contest. Our first contestant is the lovely combo plate Teresa. As you can see she is rocking out in her sexy Catholic school girl uniform costume featuring her succulent, tender, ripe (Is that enough adjectives?) melons making all the boys (And several of the girls) drool as they clamor to sit next to her in religion class.

Cast ye vote now for Sexy Slutty Catholic School Girl Uniform in the comments section below.

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12 Responses to “Halloween Melons And Costume Contest – Entry #1”

  1. Valdunagan said

    Hot damn. Every year you out do yourself. Teresa is the essence of hotness. Sexy body, curves, face, teacher glasses, slutty uniform, and smokin hot. Very excellent choice.

  2. Gumby said

    Sexy, sexy, sexy, as Bruno with dancing with the stars would say. I love these women where gravity and other laws of nature has no affect on. If she was holding a riding crop, she would be perfect.

  3. Anti-christ said

    Hell, she makes me hard.

  4. Green Hood said

    Nice. Catholic girls start much to late.

  5. Ediths Edicts said

    Again, how did you determine the girl with the ample breasts and mini skirt is Catholic?

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