We Control Your Internet Service
Posted by LOTGK on June 1, 2011
There is nothing wrong with your Internet service. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. Until we inform you otherwise, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your Internet service. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to… The Grassy Knoll Institute.
Actually, you can merely click your mouse on the back button and you will be whisked away back to surfing porn in no time. However, the above video is pretty cool. If you like fireworks, as I do, then a treat is in store for you.
The video you are about to see is a super slow motion with sound of a whistling tri-rotating wheel up close and personal. After filming and watching this the first time, it made me think of The Outer Limits. (The opening narrative above) I love the way the sparks fly out like a forming galaxy and the whistle, just damn eerie. Enjoy the video.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Grassy Knoll Institute 
Gumby said
Hypnotizing. Must. Buy. Fireworks. Now.
LOTGK said
Buy. Me. A. Pizza…
00dozo said
Hey, I could swear that, in the centre of the pinwheel, I could see the face of “Mr. Bill”. Oh, nooooooooo!
😉
LOTGK said
If you noticed Sluggo was the one lighting the wheel. 😀
Rico Swaff said
That video reminded me of the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey. I was expecting Hal to speak up any second.
LOTGK said
I cannot allow you to do that Rico. 😀
Ernie J said
Now that is awesome. How did you get the sound to slow down as well. I’ve been trying to do that with other types of videos and the sound bleeds out.
LOTGK said
I used old school technology. A Magnavox VHS camcorder. It had a slow motion feature and the sound slowed as well. Try to find that on a regular camera these days. BTW, the camcorder is a 1987 model and it is still in working order.
Max Jackl said
I liked when it changed stages or whatever and it looked like it was going to explode. The whistle is weird. Any more slow fireworks?
LOTGK said
Like galaxies exploding. Yes, I do have more fireworks that I slowed down. I’m lazy, I will get them some time soon.
Rico Swaff said
Hey, check out http://theoffendedblogger.com Chelle gives a little insight as to what is going on with HBDC. Stupid hackers….
Jason Z said
Awesome.
LOTGK said
Awesome, Sir!