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Bohemian Rhapsody Code

Posted by LOTGK on June 8, 2011

Cause It Doesn't Really Matter

The Grassy Knoll Institute received a communique from one of it’s operatives that monitor Norad. Last week the United States military detected an unidentified object that suddenly appeared on radar over the Las Vegas desert. Fighter jets were scrambled to intercept and potentially down the object if necessary being in close proximity to the covert Area 51 military base. Since that original transmission, there has been complete radio silence. Nellis Air Force base has denied scrambling jets or that anything was captured on radar. (Standard military business as usual dismissal)

The original communique was dismissed as gibberish space skip from the cosmos. The message was as follows:

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo figaro

A team of Grassy Knoll Institute scientists also intercepted a photograph transmitted from Area 51. The photo depicts four American astronauts from a secretive 1975 project. Our scientists have decoded part of the message and believe it to reference that “Nothing really matters at all.


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8 Responses to “Bohemian Rhapsody Code”

  1. elecpencil said

    That song has always puzzled me as it is a bunch of gibberish. How odd that such a song could have ever been a hit. Whenever I hear, “We will Rock You” I think not with that goosestepping beat you won’t. Sorry, not a queen fan.

    • LOTGK said

      Yes, Freddie Mercury said it was a three part song, ballad, opera, and rock. In that order.

    • Mickavellian said

      It is not such gibberish if you have some education and know what Scaramouche, Fandango, Galileo relation to “thunderbolt and lighting” not any stranger than “Sitting on a corn flake waiting for a van to come”

  2. Gumby said

    You don’t have to stick a gun against my head to like Queen. I always knew they were out of this world.

  3. Valdunagan said

    The guy on the bottom right looks like Bob Hope.

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