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Grassy Knoll Institute Secretary

Posted by LOTGK on February 5, 2008

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We Bend Over Backwards For The Curator

Help Wanted:
The Rocket scientists at the Grassy knoll Institute are in need of a professional secretary. Applicant must conform to these requirement.

Must be willing to do whatever it takes to wrap it up the days work by 4pm. 3pm on Fridays.

Must be able to relocate to an unspecified secret location.

Must have a working knowledge of the Internet. Don’t worry, we’re very easy to impress.

Must kno how to spel.

Must be able to work 24-7. (Meaning, you are required to work at least 24 hours in a 7 day span. And not all at once either.)

A handsome bonus to the applicant if you are clairvoyant. But you already knew that.

Apply below if you feel you are worthy of this highly esteemed position.

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5 Responses to “Grassy Knoll Institute Secretary”

  1. Chica said

    Oh but she looks more then qualified!!!

  2. sir jorge said

    Now that’s flexibility!

  3. Contessa Confessa said

    I bend like gumby…

    (See you on Friday… 2:30 pm sharp!)

  4. i’m willing to relocate!

  5. LOTGK said

    I don’t know if you could afford the paycut…..(Grin)

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