Grassy Knoll Institute Secretary
Posted by LOTGK on February 5, 2008
We Bend Over Backwards For The Curator
The Rocket scientists at the Grassy knoll Institute are in need of a professional secretary. Applicant must conform to these requirement.
Must be willing to do whatever it takes to wrap it up the days work by 4pm. 3pm on Fridays.
Must be able to relocate to an unspecified secret location.
Must have a working knowledge of the Internet. Don’t worry, we’re very easy to impress.
Must kno how to spel.
Must be able to work 24-7. (Meaning, you are required to work at least 24 hours in a 7 day span. And not all at once either.)
A handsome bonus to the applicant if you are clairvoyant. But you already knew that.
Apply below if you feel you are worthy of this highly esteemed position.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL