Figi Villagers Getting Hungry
Posted by LOTGK on October 21, 2007
Thomas Baker, an Australian missionary, was consumed by cannibalistic village people (Not of the YMCA tribe) on a tiny island called Nubutautau in the South Pacific 136 years ago. Since then, the village has been cursed with bad luck. Apologies have been issued to the ancestors of Baker and the other missionaries but to no avail. The bad luck curse remains a bad taste in the tiny island peoples mouth.
The Grassy Knoll Institute has learned that in a desperate attempt to eliminate the curse, the village elders has invited Dennis Russell, the great, great, great grandson of Thomas Baker and 10 of his other family members to the island for a formal traditional style apology in hopes that this time the curse will be lifted. Russell agreed and the group embarked on its journey. Its been two weeks now into the journey and so far, the curse remains in place as more bad luck has befallen on the island.
Also, Russell and his crew of ten have not been heard from since setting foot on the island.
Formal apology indeed…..
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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