Alcatraz Secrets – Episode Three – Kit Nelson

Alcatraz Secrets

The Grassy Knoll Institute reveals the Secrets of Alcatraz, the new FOX network drama Series.

I tuned in to the new FOX network series Alcatraz produced by J.J. Abrams with high anticipation. The pilot episode revealed 302 prisoners and guards from the rock disappeared on March 21st, 1963 and now 49 years later they are returning one by one to carry out planned missions. And oh yeah, the prisoners have not aged a single day. After the pilot I formulated my theory.

Just what is the Grassy Knoll Institutes Alcatraz theory…
The inmates were abducted from a mysterious consortium of men from the future. The inmates were then put into suspended animation until present day. The reason for the abduction is to use the inmates to change the course of history for the benefit of the consortium. Once their mission is complete, world events will unfold differently.

Five Tidbits About Alcatraz Episode Three – Kit Nelson:

1) Doc Soto was abducted as an 11 year old child and survived. I am guessing this will play significantly in upcoming episodes. Perhaps even the season one cliff hanger.

2) Emerson Hauser: Is he the emissary to the consortium of mysterious men that abducted the Alcatraz 302? He knows much more than he lets on. He is a ruthless S.O.B.

3) Rebecca Madsen: Has a great rack. (Just as Juliet did in Lost)

4) Kit Nelson:
Child killer. The lowest rung on the inmates ladder. He got his ass beat in prison while the guards looked the other way. Nelsons specialty is kidnapping 11 year-old boys. He would leave his signature calling card, a chrysanthemum flower in the boy’s bed. He would force them to go fishing and eat cherry pie, (As was done with his own brother) and then return to the boys home 48 hours later, to deliver the boys body.

But he was stopped and killed before he could finish his plan. Hauser shoots him dead as Nelson held the boy hostage. However, perhaps Nelson had already completed his original mission. (If you recall both inmates before him carried out multiple murders. Perhaps one is the mission objective and the rest are simple get even murders) We will see.

5) Dr. Beauregard: Former 1960 Alcatraz doctor, is also still alive and working in the new modern Alcatraz prison for Hauser. He seems to really enjoy his job. And yes, he has not aged a single day since 1963.

Your thoughts….

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Did Continental Flight 1417 Violate Safety Protocol?

Continental Flight 1417

So I’m flying from Houston, Texas back home to Youngstown, Ohio and I board the 3:30pm flight on Continental. I take my seat and notice the plane is not full at all. In fact, there are under 50 passengers a few minutes before the cabin door is closed.

SWEET! I now know that I will have plenty of extra room for no one is sitting in the center row seat. In fact, no is sitting in the window seat either.

Anyway, I spy that no one is sitting in the emergency row exit and I ask the flight attendant if I could move up two rows to sit there. The flight attendant politely informs me that those seats are premium seats and thus cost more. If I want to sit there, she would have to charge me $69 dollars. I remind her that no is sitting there and in fact, there are only about 50 seats taken out of 200. The flight attendant informs me it is airline policy, if I want a premium seat, I must pay a premium of $69 dollars. I slumped back in my chair.

The plane backs out and readies for takeoff as it slowly taxi’s down the runway. At this time the flight attendant begins her safety speech. (In the event of a water landing… If the cabin loses air pressure… There are four exits on this plane… etc…)

At this time I again check the emergency row and still no one is sitting there. I find this quite odd for in all the flights over the years I traveled, there were always people sitting in the emergency row exits. I am frequently one of those passengers. And the flight attendant always asked the people sitting there if we were willing to assist the crew in case of an emergency. Each passenger had to verbally acknowledge with a yes. This procedure didn’t happen on this flight.

Hence my question: Did Continental Flight 1417 violate safety protocol for not having able bodied passengers sitting in the emergency row to assist in case of an emergency?

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KFC Lies To Customers

KFC Boneless Filet

Driving down South avenue the other day I spied a KFC restaurant (Kentucky Fried chicken) and a minute later I found myself in the drive through. Since I was there I decided to order something. It would have been a little awkward if when the drive through window employee asked, “May I help you,” and I said, “No, just browsing right now!” Instead, I ordered a #10 which was two chicken filets, a biscuit, wedge fries, and a Pepsi. All for $6 dollars. I was told to pull around to the window.

After I paid my $6 dollars, I was told that the filets were not cooked and it would be 5-6 minutes. She told me to pull over and park on the right and they would bring it out. I noticed the time and it was 5:24pm. I pulled over. It started to rain. Perhaps a bad omen.

Six minutes passed and still no winner winner chicken dinner. Ten minutes passed and KFC became officially liars. Three minutes later the KFC employee was spotted, running my take out bag to me in the pouring rain.

For a brief moment I thought of being mean, with it raining hard and the girl outside my Jeep window holding my take out, perhaps I would pretend not to notice her. Make her wait on me. Instead, I unzipped the window and took my order and drove off.

The moral of this post is:
KFC lies to its customers. When they tell you it will only be a 5-6 minute wait, expect that time to be at least double.

You see, I am at a loss for rating this take out dinner. The chicken was good, the fries and roll hot and tasty, but the service was down right despicable.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 1 out of 5 shots and DOES NOT recommend KFC Drive through for lunch or dinner.
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Alcatraz Secrets – The Pilot Episode

Alcatraz Secrets

The Grassy Knoll Institute Reveals All The Secrets About The FOX network Series, ALCATRAZ.

I watched the new FOX network series Alcatraz last night. My interest was piqued not because it was a new series by ABC Lost producer J.J. Abrams, but because my wife and I had recently visited Alcatraz island and took the in-depth tour. (It was a fantastic tour, well worth the time and money if you are ever in San Francisco)

The show began with a voice over history of the closing of the “Rock,” March 21st, 1963 where 256 prisoners were taken to other maximum security prisons for Alcatraz was quickly eroding and was very costly to maintain.

The next scene was modern-day on the island as hundreds of tourists were walking the grounds when out of thin air former inmate #2024 Jack Sylvanne appears in solitary. Jack was 85 years old but didn’t age a day since he left Alcatraz in 1963.

A flashback to 1963 shows two security guards coming onto the island to find it deserted. (Flashbacks, oh no, not another Lost on our hands)

Back to present time:
Jack steals a coat and boards one of the boats docked and returns back to San Francisco. He immediately hunts down former Deputy Warden E.B. Tiller who was a rotten S.O.B. to Jack and apparently the other inmates. (Ahh, the plot of Alcatraz is revealed)

Enter Emerson Houser, the mysterious government man who has an office below Alcatraz prison. He reveals to detective Rebecca Madsen and Doc Diego Soto (Hurley from Lost) that he has been waiting a long time for the return of the prisoners than vanished in 1963. He seems to know more that what he reveals to Madsen and Doc.

Of course Jack is captured and secretly taken to a hidden facility in the woods. When the steel doors open, inside is an exact replica of Alcatraz prison.

Another prisoner appears and goes on a shooting spree and he is captured but before he is, he shoots Lucy Banerjee, Houser’s side kick. She is in critical condition but another flash back reveals that she was at the prison in 1960 and she hasn’t aged a day.

Cue the Alcatraz logo and music.

Just what is the Grassy Knoll Institutes Alcatraz theory…
Well, Alcatraz certainly has the look and feel like ABC Lost. Flash backs, mystery, time travel, good guys, bad guys, Hurley, a Juliet replacement in detective Madsen, (Great rack) even a character named Jack. Numbers like in Lost are seen throughout the Alcatraz pilot. We have Lost island and Alcatraz island, both have some strange goings on there. Both had some sort of time travel with castaways and inmates gone missing. Maybe even aliens that conducted experiments on the inmates. (Tongue in cheek)

The facts are this:

* The inmates mysteriously disappeared March 21st, 1963.

* The main characters are connected to each other.

* Blood was taken from inmates for some reason.

* One inmate knew something bad was going to happen.

* Lucy is 80 plus years old but appears to be in her 20′s.

* Houser knows more than he is letting on.

* Houser was one of two guards that found the prison empty.

* Madsen has a great rack.

* The inmates that returned are afraid and seem to have no free will of their own. Almost as if they were being controlled by a hidden force.

* Humankind does not have the technology to transport people in time, prevent them from aging, or suspended animation.

OK, here goes, my preliminary theory is:
The inmates were abducted from a mysterious consortium of men from the future. The inmates were then put into suspended animation until present day. The reason for the abduction is to use the inmates to change the course of history for the benefit of the consortium. Once their mission is complete, world events will unfold differently.

Added bonus: Notice the futuristic Alcatraz prison Houser takes the prisoners after they completed their mission. Perhaps this is where the prisoners are put back on ice until they are needed again.

Your thoughts….

Episode Three Reveal Here…

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