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The End Of The World… Again

Posted by LOTGK on December 19, 2012

mayan calendar 2012

Well, I survived the 1998 perfect planetary alignment that was said to create such tidal effects it would rip the earth from its orbit.
I survived the 1999 Y2K computer shutdown scare.
I survived the coming of the Anti-Christ supposedly arriving June Sixth, 2006. (6/6/6/)
Hell, I even survived the George Bush-era.
Now I patiently wait for the Winter Solstice, December 21st, 2012, which according to the ancient Mayan calendar, would perhaps be the end of the world as we know it. Again…

On Saturday December 22nd, I will vigilantly begin to prepare for the guaranteed zombie outbreak.

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San Francisco Fog – Something Lurks Inside

Posted by LOTGK on May 25, 2011

Patty and I were in San Francisco recently and we stayed at the Holiday Inn on Van Ness Avenue. (BTW, the hotel restaurant was never open the entire 5 days we were there) Now I have heard tall tales about how thick and how fast the fog rolls in from the ocean. The three photographs below were taken from our hotel window, (What a view huh?) in the span of an hour. Now I believe.

The Fog 1

The Fog 2

The Fog 3


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Photo one: An almost clear view to the ocean and the city including the San Francisco cable cars can be easily seen. (Click the thumbnail for a much larger version)
Photo two: The fog rolls in quickly engulfing the city.
Photo three: Total immersion of the fog.

I told Patty we should hurry down to the street so we could meet Adrienne Barbeau, Jamie Lee Curtis and Janet Leigh. She looked at me puzzled like I had gone mad. I explained that San Francisco used to be an old fishing town built over an old leper colony and when the fog rolls in the former inhabitants (Zombies) come back and exact revenge.

That evening we had a hauntingly good time. The Fog is the true San Francisco treat.

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Oldest Milky Way Candy Bar Discovered

Posted by LOTGK on April 7, 2011

Mummified Milky Way Candy Bar

Every now and again I get that “Chocolate” urge and venture down the hallway to the Las Vegas vending machine. I call it Las Vegas for it’s a gamble if you receive something after you feed it money. I inserted my money and I selected the Milky Way candy bar. As the candy bar fell into the slot at the bottom I mumbled under my breath, “Winner, winner, chicken dinner.” The above photo is what I received. WTF!

Where the Hell did this candy bar come from? Had I somehow awoken in the future in a post apocalyptic zombie outbreak. If so, I’m lucky to have found a treasure such as this. I could now live to fight zombies another day.

Dejected, I went back to my office, placed the candy bar on my desk, took out my cell phone, and snapped this photo. I then sent it to the printer, 8X11 size in color. I then went back to the Las Vegas vending machine and taped the photo of the Milky Way candy bar on the glass where everyone can see.

It was on…

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

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Ready For The Zombie Apocalypse

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2010

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

Never To Early To Stockpile

It is never to early to prepare and stock pile for the inevitable zombie epidemic outbreak and eventual apocalypse. Make sure you watch the ‘Walking Dead” tonight on AMC channel.

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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Houses To Avoid This Halloween (The Sign)

Posted by LOTGK on October 3, 2010

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

After The Zombie Apocalypse

As you take your children trick or treating this Halloween, pay close attention to certain caveat’s of the houses you permit your offspring to visit. Some of them are NOT what they appear to be.

The Grassy Knoll Institute offers this Halloween Trick or Treat guide on what doorbells to avoid ringing this Halloween. Pay close attention, this guide may just save your life.

House #1 to avoid. if you see a sign like above, perhaps you should bypass this house. Hell, avoid the entire street. (You have to wonder how the clothes are obtained)

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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