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The End Of The World… Again

Posted by LOTGK on December 19, 2012

mayan calendar 2012

Well, I survived the 1998 perfect planetary alignment that was said to create such tidal effects it would rip the earth from its orbit.
I survived the 1999 Y2K computer shutdown scare.
I survived the coming of the Anti-Christ supposedly arriving June Sixth, 2006. (6/6/6/)
Hell, I even survived the George Bush-era.
Now I patiently wait for the Winter Solstice, December 21st, 2012, which according to the ancient Mayan calendar, would perhaps be the end of the world as we know it. Again…

On Saturday December 22nd, I will vigilantly begin to prepare for the guaranteed zombie outbreak.

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Zombie Apocalypse Fortress #2

Posted by LOTGK on October 22, 2011

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

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Fortress On Full Lockdown


It’s time to get serious about your Zombie apocalypse fortress. You never know when the Zombie horde will begin moving in your neighborhood. Having an impregnable fortress is only part of the equation to successfully survive a zombie apocalypse.

The zombie out break may last for months, even years until the zombie body breaks down enough to prevent mobility. Your fortress must not only be fortified from zombies, but also afford a small amount of normalcy to the survivor holed up in the structure.

Notice the photo on the top left. When there are no zombies in the immediate area, this fortress has the ability to open compartments to allow sunshine in, fresh air, to replenish supplies, to expel waste and allow a small semblance or normalcy.

Notice the photo on the right. When zombies are in the area, the compartments tightly seal preventing zombies from getting any traction whatsoever. The thick slick walls are sound proof preventing zombies from hearing what is happening inside. As time goes by, the zombies will lose interest in the fortress and move on to the next area.

Happy Halloween


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Never To Early To Prepare For The Zombie Apocalypse

Posted by LOTGK on October 18, 2011

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Shoot Em In The Head Junior

It’s never to early to begin training your offspring to defend themselves against the impending Zombie apocalypse. When the out break does occur, the living will need every gun available.

The Zombie Apocalypse begins in Youngstown, Ohio October 22nd, 2011 at the bottom of the Peanut bridge. Be there to witness it.

Happy Halloween


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Request For Ghost Hunters To Investigate

Posted by LOTGK on October 7, 2011

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Dear Jason and Grant of Ghost Hunters. I am writing to you in hopes that your paranormal team can come to Youngstown, Ohio and investigate the basement in our just moved into office building.

Several weeks ago the Grassy Knoll Institute secured a larger building that became our secret lair and Zombie apocalypse fortress. However, we weren’t the only tenants in the building.

As we began to clean the space and tear down several walls to fortify them we began noticing objects being misplaced. (Hammers, saws, bricks and mortar) At first we thought we had merely misplaced them ourselves in our hurried pace to complete the fortress outer structure. Until one evening we captured something startling on our perimeter webcam. It only last a second a two but it clearly shows an apparition floating around the doorway against the back wall.

We hope the Ghost Hunters team (TAPS) can assist in explaining the suspected paranormal happenings here at our warehouse before the Zombie Apocalypse begins. We don’t want to be trapped inside with this entity.
Our scientists believe the Zombie Apocalypse will begin in Youngstown, Ohio on October 22nd right before sunset. Be prepared.

Happy Halloween


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San Francisco Fog – Something Lurks Inside

Posted by LOTGK on May 25, 2011

Patty and I were in San Francisco recently and we stayed at the Holiday Inn on Van Ness Avenue. (BTW, the hotel restaurant was never open the entire 5 days we were there) Now I have heard tall tales about how thick and how fast the fog rolls in from the ocean. The three photographs below were taken from our hotel window, (What a view huh?) in the span of an hour. Now I believe.

The Fog 1

The Fog 2

The Fog 3


Photo one: An almost clear view to the ocean and the city including the San Francisco cable cars can be easily seen. (Click the thumbnail for a much larger version)
Photo two: The fog rolls in quickly engulfing the city.
Photo three: Total immersion of the fog.

I told Patty we should hurry down to the street so we could meet Adrienne Barbeau, Jamie Lee Curtis and Janet Leigh. She looked at me puzzled like I had gone mad. I explained that San Francisco used to be an old fishing town built over an old leper colony and when the fog rolls in the former inhabitants (Zombies) come back and exact revenge.

That evening we had a hauntingly good time. The Fog is the true San Francisco treat.


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