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Second Attempt At Communication With Giant Aliens

Posted by LOTGK on November 16, 2007

Geneva-On-The-Lake, Ohio, was the focal point in another attempt to communicate with the Giant Aliens that are roaming the Earth. In the last attempt of the Grassy Knoll Institute scientists, little progress was accomplished with the Giant Aliens not understanding our numbering system and not being able to get past the number nine.

The second attempt plan was a more complex system incorporating numbers, symbols, and harmonic digital sound waves in hope that the Giant Aliens would comprehend at least one aspect of our language. The entire experiment was under the supervision of the highly touted Grassy Knoll Institute communications scientist Dr. Patrick.

A series of questions were formulated to achieve the greatest ability to communicate.

The first question was based on longitude and latitude and the fixed position of the Earth to the sun.

The second question Touched on the eating habits of humans and described some of earths finest foods.

The third question was a bit more bold asking if the Giant Aliens would discontinue their plan to take over the world.

The fourth question touched on our culture and inquired if they were as diverse as we are.

The fifth and last question was mechanical in origin explaining weights and measures to get an understanding of their quantum physics.

The Grassy Knoll Institute team submitted these intricate questions via satellite to the Giant Alien Mothership and awaited their response hoping that a breakthrough would occur.

Alas, it appears that technical difficulties are still present for the answers returned could not be understood.

Here are the answers to the 3 questions. (5 questions)

#1 Weist! What kind of a compass are you reading lad?

#2 Smoke and a pancake.

#3 How about NO!

#4 And the Dutch.

#5 Ready, pull….

The answers are being analyzed in hopes of finding some sort of clues in communicating with the Giant Aliens.

A ray of hope still shines though as the Grassy Knoll Institute laboratory received a transmission from the Giant Aliens with 3 questions of their own.

The questions as best we could decode are:

#1 What is your name?

#2 What is your favorite color?

#3 What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

There was also a warning attached to the message that if the questions were not answered correctly, we would be cast into the gorge of eternal peril.

The Grassy Knoll Institute is preparing their response as Sir Robin has volunteered to answer the five questions. (Three Questions!) So stay tuned.

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