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Blue Cyclone Rapids – Ober Gatlinburg

Posted by LOTGK on September 26, 2008

Last week Patty and I jumped in the Jeep and headed South and didn’t stop till we reached Gatlinburg, Tennessee. After we checked into our hotel, we headed to the top of the Smoky Mountains to Ober Gatlinburg, an amusement park with ski lifts, alpine slides, water slides, and other assorted novelty rides.

In the center of the park was the big Blue Cyclone Rapids. 108 steps later, we were at the top. I jumped into the tube and positioned my self ever keeping the camera steady. The attendant was saying something about taking care of the camera cause he had the slide going really wet.

A quick push and……..
Click the play button to see the rest….

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Guitar In Gatlinburg

Posted by LOTGK on September 22, 2008

Where The Streets Have No Name

A giant alien guitar was discovered today on the Virginia – Tennessee border at a rest stop on Highway 81 as busy travelers were winding up their Summer vacations and getting back to their normal lives. The guitar was placed so it did not block traffic and was viewed as just another roadside attraction until a coded message was discovered at it’s base.

Of course, the Grassy Knoll Institute was contacted to investigate being experts in the field of Giant Alien culture. The rocket scientists at the institute are strumming their brains out and are at the edge of their wits in attempting to decipher this encrypted message.

So far, it is believed the message is coordinates to a specific place to springboard an alien invasion against the Earth. You to can help us decode the message which is below. Any and all leads submitted will be investigated as only the Grassy Knoll Institute can. The message is below.

The cities a flood
And our love turns to rust
Were beaten and blown by the wind
Trampled into dust
Ill show you a place
High on a desert plain
Where the streets have no name

We think the first line is referring to New Orleans, flooded by the hurricane Katrina.

The second line is believed to be a reference to an old steel company now vacant and dormant rusting in the field.

The third and fourth line seem to describe the Detroit Lions season so far. This is purely conjecture on our part though.

The fifth and sixth line describes a mountain top area, such as near the Grand Canyon.

The seventh line is believed to reference a trail, with no markers, but a road known to well by the locals.

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Giant Alien Tires

Posted by LOTGK on July 31, 2008

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The war against giant aliens attempting to take over the world is very costly. To offset rising costs, the Grassy Knoll Institute has implemented a new plan to offset these costs.

Items that have been captured or left behind by these giant beings have been collected and housed in a secret warehouse. As of today, these objects are now on display in Gatlinburg at Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Warehouse right on the Parkway. A small fee is required to view all of the impressive and literally out of this world merchandise.

This giant alien tire is all but one item from the warehouse.

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Gatlinburg Space Needle

Posted by LOTGK on July 27, 2008


Gatlinburg Space Needle

The Gatlinburg Space Needle rises just over 400 feet to a 360 degree panoramic viewing platform that holds 250 people. The cost is about $7.00 per person. It’s located at the intersection of Parkway and Historic Road, (Old Airport Road) in the heart of Gatlinburg. The following are several shots i took while visiting. Be sure to click the thumb nail picture for a much larger picture.

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Giant Rocking Chair In Gatlinburg

Posted by LOTGK on July 18, 2008

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Giant Aliens Rocking Out In Gatlinburg

Gatlinburg is a little city nestled at the foothills at the Smoky Mountains in Tennessee. Plenty of fine dining, breath taking scenery, and local country bands that fill the night air with music and song.

But the secret is out as giant aliens have begun appearing in Gatlinburg on the weekends kicking back to listen to the country music from the bands on the street.

The Grassy Knoll Institute was lucky enough to photograph a rocking chair left behind by an elderly giant alien. Strangely, there wasn’t a single cat in sight.

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