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Posts Tagged ‘pussy’

Thunder Cat Loves The Vacuum

Posted by LOTGK on March 6, 2009

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LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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Beautiful Sunset

Posted by LOTGK on November 21, 2008

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A Very Rare Pussy Eclipse

Its always a pleasure when heavenly bodies align themselves in such a majestic angle. The Grassy Knoll Institute was fortunate enough to be there to capture this very rare celestial display.

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LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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Giant Pussy Attacks

Posted by LOTGK on December 15, 2007


Giant aliens released a giant creature closely resembling a human breed of cat. The pussy roamed the streets looking for a litter box tearing up gravel pits and sand bars as it made it’s way down the street.

The townsfolk panicked and abandoned their vehicles and fled on foot trying to escape the Giant Alien kitty. Up until today, the Grassy Knoll Institute had not known the severity of terror that Giant Aliens could unleash on the world.

Thank God no fur balls were coughed up.

As always, the Grassy Knoll Institute will keep you posted with updates.

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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The Real Life Beavis

Posted by LOTGK on December 7, 2007

 

“He didn’t fully understand me when I told him to lick my pussy.”

The Grassy Knoll Institute wishes to thank Smash, AKA “Smashing Flower” from the great North, Canada for this most excellent caption.

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LURKING, TOM CRUISE, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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Pussy Goes Berserk

Posted by LOTGK on November 18, 2007

Giant Alien Kitty Goes Berserk After Visit to Vet

A Giant Alien Kitty escaped from it’s cage today as it was being transported to the Vet’s for a rabies shot and exam.

The kitten stopped a car and grabbed it and was playing with it as if it were a toy.

Dr. Zayis, the driver, immediately ran to the phone booth to call for help and backup.

The Grassy Knoll Institute arrived to late and the kitten was picked up by it’s Giant Alien owners.

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LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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