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No Parking

Posted by LOTGK on April 16, 2008

No parking

On my way home from work during the 5pm rush hour, and with the green bridge closed, (A main artery to the city) and Market street, (Another main artery reduced to one lane traffic) and Boardman street (Reduced to one lane traffic) this jackass in the U.S. Mail truck parks in a goddamn no parking zone blocking one lane causing an even larger traffic snarl.

You my mail carrier friend are the winner of the Grassy Knoll Institute Ass Hat Award. Wear it with pride.

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Three Crosses On The Hill

Posted by LOTGK on March 23, 2008

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On my way to Gatlinburg, Tennessee I snapped this photo of the three crosses up on the hill. I have seen this instance in several places in the South but this is the only photo I took.

Apparently, the three crosses symbolize the Christ crucifixion. When the Romans nailed Jesus to the cross, two other criminals of the state were also hung up on crosses, one of Christ’s left and one to his right.

As the bible story goes, one criminal mocked Jesus telling him that if he was God why didn’t he free himself and save the criminals. The criminal on Christ’s right side told Jesus that he deserved to be punished for his sins and asked Jesus to remember him when he gets to his kingdom in heaven.

Jesus responded that by the end of the day both of the them would be in paradise with God.

Happy Easter from the Grassy Knoll Institute

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Ice Station Wrangler

Posted by LOTGK on March 9, 2008

Last Friday, March 7th, I made my way to the Cleveland airport for my trip to Las Vegas, Nevada to attend the ASD/AMD trade show. The temperature was in the high 20’s and it was raining and sleeting the entire 85 mile trip to the airport.

When I stepped outside the next day on my way to the show, it was 75 degree’s and sunny. An amazing change of weather which I was enjoying.

The show went well and it was Wednesday night and the red eye flight was calling me. The flight was uneventful and for me, that is remarkable, and I soon found myself in Cleveland and on my way to my Jeep parked in the airport lot.

The Park Place shuttle driver said as we approached my Jeep, “Looks like we got us a little ice last night huh?” When you view the pictures below, that may be the understatement of the young year.
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Luckily, I was able to gain easy access to the Jeep by smacking the side window, (being a vinyl window, it flexed in and the ice broke off allowing me to unlock the door) opened the door and quickly started the Jeep and turned on the defrosters.

From there, I searched for an ice scrapper to no avail and had to use the blunt end of an umbrella to chip away the ice from the Jeep. Ten minutes later, I was ready to go. Backing up, huge chunks of ice frozen to the tires smashed against the bumpers and undercarriage with a loud thud and clunk. Huge chunks of ice broke off from the tires and I was set free. I jumped in and drove towards Interstate route 71 to return home.

One minute later as I began to accelerate onto the on ramp, the Jeep began to shake and shimmy and I had to keep my speed down to under 30 until I could pull over safely. At 7:30am, I was in the peak of rush hour and the horns were blaring at me as I crept along until I could find a pull off area.

A mile up the road I pulled into a rest stop to investigate the cause of the shaking. In an instant, I saw it. The wheels still had an entire layer of thick ice embedded inside the rim taking the wheels out of balance thus causing them to wobble like they did.

Using the trusty umbrella, I used the business end and chipped off the ice and was soon on my way again. Approaching the on ramp I was going over 40MPH and no shake. A minute later, I was cooking along at 65 as smooth as a Jeep could be.

I am set to visit Las Vegas once again on Friday the 14th for 6 fun filled days attending the National Halloween trade show. And we all know what that means…..

Plenty of Sexy Halloween show models.

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Puckers

Posted by LOTGK on January 13, 2008

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Puckers Sports Bar And Grill

Walking down the Parkway in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, I happened upon one of the best named bars I have come across.

I wonder if they know they spelled it wrong.

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Three Jeep Family

Posted by LOTGK on December 14, 2007


Yes, we are a three Jeep family. My fellow rocket scientist (Who I call son) dragged the old Power Wheels Jeep Wrangler out of the basement the other day. We lined it up in the back of the lot with the other two Jeeps.

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