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Sexy Halloween Catholic Nun Costume

Posted by LOTGK on October 25, 2010

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

Secret Nun Sect

In an attempt to increase attendance at Catholic church services and grade school, the Pope decried more lax regulations on the Nun order. The new regulations allow Nuns to choose a more colorful ensemble and more fashionable up to date styles.

Oh, who are we kidding. Why do so many women love to dress up as Catholic Nuns for Halloween? They never looked like this when I was in school.

Anyway, who has the sexiest Catholic Nun costume for Halloween?
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Happy Halloween – Samhain

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Sexy Halloween Nun Costume

Posted by LOTGK on October 4, 2009

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Long Line At Confession

Long Line At Detention

The faculty at St. Mary’s Catholic grade school have a serious problem on their hands. Ever since they hired new principal, Sister Leather Tuscadero, bad behavior from the boys and several of the girls has escalated to alarming rates.

Enrollment has also increased!

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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Sarah Palin Halloween Costume

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2008

Oh Lord I’m Blind!!!

Perhaps this photo got mixed up in the April Fools Day category. Anyway, this was a great Catholic Nun Halloween costume. She even had a ruler and smacked my hands with it. Brought back so many memories.

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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Sexy Halloween Nun In Leather

Posted by LOTGK on October 16, 2008

Sexy Nuns

New And Improved Sexy Catholic Nun Uniform
If this were the nun’s uniform today, the Catholic schools would have a waiting list for enrollment. And pretty much eliminate the shortage of priests. (Well, maybe not that!) Notice she completes the ensemble by carrying a wooden ruler ready to strike the knuckles of any naughty boys or girls. (I know what you’re thinking!) And yes, its a leather miniskirt.

This sexy nun was at the Transworld National Halloween Trade Show at the Sands Convention center in Las Vegas.

Happy Halloween – Samhain
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You Can’t Always Get What You Want

Posted by LOTGK on October 11, 2008

It’s 8pm and a New York City Cab driver stops to pick up a Catholic nun flagging him down. She gets into the cab and thanks him for stopping. The nun says to please drop me off at 16 Parkside Lane. As they are driving along the nun notices that the handsome young cab driver won’t stop staring.

The nun looks at him through the mirror and asks him why he is staring. The cab driver stutters but replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want it to offend you.” The nun answers, “Young man, you cannot offend me. I have been a nun for a long time and I expect to have seen and heard just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

The cab driver continues. “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy of what it would be like to have a nun kiss me passionately on the lips.”
The nun replies, “Well, that’s not so bad. Let’s see if you meet the criteria for me to grant this fantasy for you. First, you must be single and not divorced. And second, you must be of Catholic faith.”

The cab driver says excitedly,”Yes, I’m single and never been divorced and I am Catholic! “Well OK then” the nun says. “Pull over into that alley there.” After the cab driver puts the car in park, the nun pulls him to the back seat and kisses him so passionately it would make a hooker blush.

When the cab driver gets back in his seat, he starts crying. The nun is puzzled and asks why he is crying. The cab driver blurts out, “Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied to you and I must confess. I’m married and I’m a Protestant.”

The nun says, “That’s OK Mac. My name is Henry and I’m going to a Halloween party. Do you like my costume?”

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