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Thought Screen Helmet Leaders – Naked

Posted by LOTGK on August 13, 2009

Elusive Naked Acknowledged Leaders

Elusive Naked Acknowledged Leaders

To the many sufferers of space alien abductees and the preventative measures they must endure, the above photograph offers more proof that these aliens really do exist and that the Thought Screen Helmet they wear does offer some protection from future abductions.

This alleged space aliens photo was snapped in Elkhart, Indiana, just outside the property line of the Winnebago plant that President Obama toured just months ago. It would appear that the space aliens have set up a base in an abandoned home in the suburbs.

The aliens skin appears to have a shiny silvery metallic surface. Both are wearing some sort of protective face shield to perhaps amplify their telepathic energy to hone in on the local population of abductee’s. We can also assume that the weather was a bit nippy that morning.


Keep wearing your velostat thought screen helmets to stop alien abductions.


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Happy 21st Birthday

Posted by LOTGK on May 12, 2008

Happy 21st Birthday to my son Patrick, the Lead Scientist of the Grassy Knoll Institute.

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Coke Zero

Posted by LOTGK on May 10, 2008

coke zero has nothing

Coke Zero Point Of Purchase At It’s Best

(Pay no attention to the sexy blond model wearing nothing but the Coca-Cola Zero logo in body paint)

Coca-cola has introduced yet another diet soda product to their long list of soft drinks. Coke Zero, being a diet soda, has zero calories, (Hence the name) zero total fat, zero total carbs, zero protein, zero sugar, and 40 mg of sodium which is 2% daily intake. I will hazard a guess and say that most diet soda’s claim the same low calorie intake. But Coke Zero separates itself from all the others for one reason.


I have tried many diet pops in my time and all of them left me not wanting for more. The only diet pop that is tolerable is Diet Dr. Pepper. (I ordered a Dr. Diet Pepper at a restaurant once and my son and wife almost fell over laughing at my mistake) All the other ones have such a bitter taste and a nasty after taste. I think these diet pops can be used as diesel fuel in a pinch.

Coke Zero however, as the commercials tout, it does taste a hell of a lot like Cokes flag ship brand cola, Coca-Cola Classic. Now hold on a minute! I didn’t say it tasted exactly like Classic, but very close.

I was truly skeptical and I had to find out for myself if the Coke commercials were lying or not. I went to the local gas station, fueled up and went inside and purchased a 20 ounce size plastic bottle of Coke Zero. The cost was 99 cents, right in line with Classic, same price. (I mention this for a few years back, Coca-Cola introduced Coke C2, half the calorie soda but 50% more in cost. A 20 ounce bottle was $1.49 compared to 99 cents.)

coke zero diet pop

I took the bottle of Coke Zero home and placed it in the fridge to get it ice cold. (Nothing better than an ice cold pop) A couple hours later, it was time to test the new Coke Zero.

I twisted the cap off and it fizzled just like Coke Classic which was a good sign. Then I went for it and took a big guzzle. Zero had that full bodied taste that did not disappoint. If I didn’t already know, I would swear it wasn’t a diet soda. After taste? Forgetaboutit! Absolutely none. The first sip left me wanting more. I savored the rest of the bottle and each sip was as good as the last.

Coke Zero is the best diet soda on the market today and the Grassy Knoll Institute awards 5 out of 5 shots and highly recommends Coca-Cola Zero for a refreshing thirst quencher.

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Sexy Body Paint Model

Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2008

body paint costume

Is There A Doctor In The House!
No idea how this photo made into the April Fools Day Archives. Apparently Gumby isn’t doing his goddam job.

Anyway, since the photo is posted, consider this a little tease preview of the 2008 National Halloween trade show Sexy Sirens in Las Vegas. Many photos to follow.

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Nude Gymnast On Las Vegas BLVD

Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2008

I was in Las Vegas last week for the Halloween Trade show hosted at the Sands Exposition convention. While on my way to work one morning, I snapped this photo of a naked gymnast doing her Olympic routine. I must admit, she was very good. she had a fabulous routine and stuck her dismount perfectly.

olympian gymnast

However, the French judge on the scene was not impressed and awarded her the bronze medal.
Goddamn French judges!!!

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