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Stump The Neener 2009 – Volume #52

Posted by LOTGK on January 8, 2009

stump the neener icon Like the mythical Phoenix, Stump The Neener has risen from the ashes to reclaim it’s glory and position on the Grassy Knoll Institute.

* What is Stump The Neener? It’s the wildly (Or mildly) popular Internet celebrity guessing game. It’s fun and easy to play.

* How old is Stump The Neener? The first Stump The Neener debuted April 7th, 2005 on a blog service called Modblog. It was originally titled Name That Diva. Here is the original post dug up from the Wayback Internet Machine.  Stump The Neener Volume #01

* How do you play Stump The Neener? The rules are simple. For each Stump The Neener volume, I will either display a photo obscuring the identity of a famous person (An actor, actress, sports hero, diva, etc) or I will offer you distorted lines from popular movies or television shows. It is your job to guess who the famous person is or from what movie the lines are from. Simply enter your answer (Guess) in the comments section. First one to guess correctly wins. You can guess as many times as you like. I will add clues as the game goes along if needed or requested.

*Where did Stump The Neener get it’s name from. It was originally called, Name That Diva until a certain fellow Modblogger friend named Neen became the best contestant of the game. Neen would BAM most of the games in just a short time. However, she did not like photo’s of famous people with their grills as the clue.

Enough of the history lesson.

It’s Now Time To Play Stump The Neener Volume #52

Below are three lines that describe the key plot lines to three movies.
Warning! The clue won’t be an exact quote, like, “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn!” (Gone With The Wind) First person with all three correct wins. Good luck.

#01 Someone dropped a house on her sister and she’s pissed!
Name That Movie:

#02 These college lads have been on double secret probation since spring!
Name That Movie:

#03 The call is coming from inside the house!
Name That Movie:

Bonus Clue: None of the movies above are Gone With The Wind.

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The Meaning Of Life

Posted by LOTGK on July 16, 2008

On my way home from work last night, suddenly a very bright white light appeared and descended upon my car. The light slowly engulfed my car and I was then magically transported to a higher plane of existence in the universe. Still encompassed in the bright light, I was removed from the car by some unseen, unfelt source and found myself in the middle of a Buddhist temple.

When my eyes focused I saw 12 monks coming toward me. They began speaking and somehow I could understand their language. They began to teach me the meaning of life and all the wonders and joy that come with this great gift. The teachings of the monks continued for 20 years yet I didn’t age a day. I was then told it was time to go. The bright light was again upon me and in the blink of an eye, I was back in my car on the way home from work.

Stunned, I stopped my car to gather my wits. A glance at my watch told me I had been gone only a matter of seconds. Dazed and confused, I slowly made my way home. Amazingly, I remembered everything the monks taught me about the meaning of life. It was the most simplest of equations man could ever know. It was and still is right in front of our noses.

Before my memory fades of this wondrous gift bestowed upon me, I am sharing this with all the world to use in hopes that peace and prosperity reach us all in our life time.

In the simplest form, the meaning of life is…..
—-ERROR, EFX2 BLOGS SERVER CRASH!!!—
—-SYSTEM OFFLINE! DATA CORRUPTED AND OR LOST—

And that my friends lead to the road of enlightenment. I’m glad I could share this with you.

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Stump The Neener Volume 01

Posted by LOTGK on April 7, 2005

01neen This was the very first Stump The Neener. It was posted on Modblog, a former blogging service I belonged to on April 7th, 2005. I dug it out of the archives.

Stump The Neener Volume #1

Take a close look at the photo at the right. Do you recognize her? If not, here are your first two clues.
1. The picture is that of a female.
2. She is an actress.

Take your best shot and leave your guess in the comments.

Bonus Clue: She is not a certain millionaire heiress that I’m not permitted to mention who made a home made porno and stars in her own TV series “The Simple Life” and who is not Nicole Ritchie.

Previous Comments:

Posted by: neen
Date: 04/07/05 at 11:56 PM
oooh this is a funnn game. i likey
clarification…she is an actress and NOT a model?
is she also a supermodel of old?
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RE: Name That Diva # 01
Posted by: LOTGK
Date: 04/08/05 at 12:01 AM
She was and is a model.
A supermodel, err, maybe, but I don’t think so.

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RE: Name That Diva # 01
Posted by: LOTGK
Date: 04/08/05 at 12:03 AM
And no fair searching through my photo gallery to find her.

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RE: Name That Diva # 01
Posted by: neen
Date: 04/08/05 at 12:03 AM
janet dickenson?

jeanniniebeanie.

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RE: Name That Diva # 01
Posted by: neen
Date: 04/08/05 at 12:03 AM
(and i’m no cheater!!)

jeanniniebeanie.

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RE: Name That Diva # 01
Posted by: LOTGK
Date: 04/08/05 at 12:06 AM
No, not Janet or Janice Dckinson.

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RE: Name That Diva # 01
Posted by: LOTGK
Date: 04/08/05 at 12:07 AM
BTW, she isn’t in the photo gallery yet. I named the picture diva 01 to hide her name.

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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RE: Name That Diva # 01
Posted by: neen
Date: 04/08/05 at 12:10 AM
demmit. she looks like this lady:
http://www.upn.com/s…odel4/dickenson.html
who i didn’t know till i was obsessed with america’s next top model.
i need one more clue!!

jeanniniebeanie.

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RE: Name That Diva # 01
Posted by: +cynter
Date: 04/08/05 at 12:32 AM
she’s English was married to that English actor in ‘4 weddings & a funeral’..who got caught w/ the tranny pro in Hollywood…both their names elude me…
cyn

you will know me by my words

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RE: Name That Diva # 01
Posted by: videogames
Date: 04/08/05 at 12:50 AM
you know I was thinking… the woman with the jiucy lips!!! she is like ummm tall and stuff.

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RE: Name That Diva # 01
Posted by: jungljim69
Date: 04/08/05 at 12:57 AM
Liz Hurley

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RE: Name That Diva # 01
Posted by: +cynter
Date: 04/08/05 at 1:08 AM
Quote: (Click for post)
Liz Hurley
what he said!
who’s her ex? or is he her ex?
cyn

you will know me by my words

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01lizhuley RE: Name That Diva # 01
Posted by: LOTGK
Date: 04/08/05 at 1:16 AM
Yes Jimmy, it is Liz Hurley. Here is the full photograph….

I see that I’ll have to make the next one a little more difficult.

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RE: Name That Diva # 01
Posted by: LOTGK
Date: 04/08/05 at 1:19 AM
Hugh Grant was her hubby….

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RE: Name That Diva # 01
Posted by: +cynter
Date: 04/08/05 at 2:52 AM
heh..i knew who it was but not her name!
*senior moment*
as for more difficult…just so long as i don’t have to actually use my brain.
i’ve no clue where i last left it.
cyn

you will know me by my words

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RE: Name That Diva # 01
Posted by: neen
Date: 04/08/05 at 2:59 AM
wow. i must say…that is one HORRID picture of liz hurley. does not do her justice AT all. i am the pop culture princess…and the fact that i could not get that…
(maybe i’m just pouting?)

jeanniniebeanie.

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RE: Name That Diva # 01
Posted by: LOTGK
Date: 04/08/05 at 3:13 AM
Neen, I couldn’t make it to easy by showing a picture that everyone has seen.
I think I’ll make the picture smaller and crop a little more to raise the difficulty degree.

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RE: Name That Diva # 01
Posted by: neen
Date: 04/08/05 at 3:24 AM
yes yes. i understand. i am ready for your next iteration…*takes a big puff of air*
i’m sharpening my skills…and by the time 02 rolls around, i will be the one to beat!

jeanniniebeanie.

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