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Ancient Irish Harvest Chant

Posted by LOTGK on October 12, 2007

The Grassy Knoll Institute would like to share with you an ancient Irish harvest chant. Each year during the last week of September through the entire month of October, the native Irish would wake at dawn, go out to their fields, and repeat this chant over and over.

This powerful chant is used primarily for three very important reasons:
#1 To ensure that the harvest would be successful and bountiful so as to keep their family fed all year.
#2 To ward off evil spirits. Halloween as we now know it was derived from ancient Celtic Druids who used this chant at harvest time.
#3 To gain great wisdom. It is said that if the chant is repeated enough through the years, you will become wealthy and wise.

Here are the instructions:
To begin, speak very clearly and slowly and use the pause until you become familiar with the words. Enunciate each word.
Then, repeat the chant without the pause and keep repeating it out loud faster and faster until you become very wise. The chant works well very quickly.

Caution: You must speak the chant out loud.
You cannot whisper it or say it silently.
It must be spoken aloud for the chant to work.

Ooooooh waaaaaah (pause)
Taaaaaaa foooooo (pause)
Lie aaaammmmmm (pause)

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