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50 Psychic Predictions For 2013

Posted by LOTGK on January 6, 2013

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come spouting predictions, to last all year.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. And year 2013.

Last year, 2012, I predicted accurately the passing of Joe Paterno, Dick Clark, Jonathan Frid. Also predicted Princess Kate being pregnant, finding the God Particle, the new Iphone specs, a magnitude of 7.0 earthquake in Japan, the Crimson Tide winning the BCS, Randy Moss returning to football, the Buckeyes going undefeated, gasoline prices dipping under three dollars, and many more shocking predictions. Below are my 2013 psychic predictions. Enjoy.

1) Miley Cyrus gets married. No more speculation that her engagement was a publicity stunt. Now about her haircut….

2) Lindsay Lohan declares bankruptcy. She hit rock bottom not only in life, but also at the bank.

3) Charlie Sheen goes to jail. Winning!

4) After a long run, Ghost Hunters gets canceled. Main problem, no hard photographic evidence after 10 years.

5) Tom Cruise gets outed on the Ellen show by accident.

6) President Jimmy Carter passes.

7) Denver Broncos win Superbowl. Just wait what Pappa John’s Pizza does next. Failed: Manning and the Bronco’s get ousted in the divisional playoffs. Side Note: Tim Tebow has won more playoff games in Denver than Manning.

8) The Boston Celtics win the NBA championship after running into a rough patch most of the season. Failed: The Celtics ran out of steam and were eliminated.

9) The Cincinnati Reds return to glory and wins The World Series.

10) The NHL cancels this season. Close to desertification. FAILED: The NHL has settled and are playing a shortened season.

11) Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson break up for good. (See prediction #12 for reason) Success: They are now toast.

12) A Kristen Stewart sex tape surfaces. And it is not with Robert Pattinson.

13) Microsoft corporation flexes its muscles and doubles its market share in the phone and tablet sector. Success: At the end of 2012, Microsoft only had 1.9% share and as of June 1st 2013, has nearly 5% of the market.

14) Courtney Stoddard is pregnant. Does anyone care anymore?

15) Rihanna gets beat up again. Welcome to relationships are us.

16) Former NFL wide receiver Terrell Owens, 40 years old, gets signed by an NFL team.

17) A rogue comet will pass so close to Earth it will appear larger than our own moon. Yes, it is planet killer size. Success: Asteroid 2012 DA14, the size of a city block travelling at over 28000 miles per hour  passed in-between Earth and and the moon.

18) Retailer K-Mart files for bankruptcy.

19) The Alabama Crimson tide keeps rolling and beats Notre Dame to capture the BCS championship. SUCCESS: The Crimson Tide dominated the Irish winning 42-14

20) Adrian Peterson wins NFL MVP of the year award. SUCCESS: Peterson did win MVP for the year. 

21) The popular streaming service Netflix will be bought and absorbed into a larger company.

22) A breakthrough in solar power doubles the electricity output of each cell. Success: Check the link. New patent extends solar power

23) Scientists discover the first “Earth twin” planet in a star system less than 20 light years from our planet.

24) Humankind will no longer be alone in the universe. Startling evidence that an alien race was once here and is coming back.

(For some odd reason, one of my past years predictions migrated to the 2013 year page. This was not predicted for 2013. 24) Jimmy Hoffa, famed union leader remains will be found.

25) American Idol has jumped the shark and will be canceled after this 2013 season.

26) Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis become very cozy. SUCCESS: Both are seen constantly together and in intimate scenarios.

27) Reality TV finally wises up and cancels Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

28) Megan Fox gets divorced. Apparently fatherhood cramps hubbys style.

29) Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest get engaged.

30) Brett Favre Makes a comeback as the Cleveland Browns roll the dice on the aged veteran gunslinger. (Just kidding Browns fans)

31) Arnold Schwarzenegger announces a new Terminator movie, Terminator Retribution.

32) To keep pace, Sylvester Stallone announces Rocky 7 and Rambo 5 and Stop Or My Mother Will Shoot 2.

33) Selena Gomez topless pictures get leaked.

34) Milla Jovovich announces yet another Resident Evil movie. It will make millions like the others before it. Success: Resident Evil Six is slated yo open in early 2014. And yes, it will make millions like all the previous movies.

35) Tom Brady hangs up the cleats and retires after his playoff run. Giselle is ecstatic.

36) Kelly Preston files for divorce from John Travolta.

37) David Letterman retires. Perhaps Jimmy Kimmel was kicking his ass.

38) Britney Spears looses it again and goes on another bender.

39) Christina Aguilera loses a ton of weight. Debuts a new album, titled Genie In A Bottle Two. Success: Part one at least, she has lost a ton of weight. Waiting on part two.

40) Yellowstone National Park has a major seismic event.

41) An F-5 Tornado touches down in the heartlands. Success: Sadly, the tornadoes that touched down in Oklahoma City was ranked an F-5 and ravaged the area.

42) The next generation Stealth Bomber makes its debut. Of course it will be during a military excursion.

43) Kathy Griffin and Anderson Coopers New Years Eve 2013 program will be the highest watched New Years Eve program. Where have you gone Dick Clark.

44) Kate Upton’s star status begins to fade as competition pushes her aside.

45) Basketballer Kris Humphries throws a wrench in the Kanye Kim K baby nuptials. He lays claim under California law that since he is still technically married to Kim, the baby is his. Success: Kumphries did make it very difficult for the Kardashian clan. 

46) Jennifer Aniston finally, finally, gets married.

47) Taylor Swift scandal. Taylor lets it slip. Nippy.

48) NBC’s Matt Lauer gets fired.

49) The Star Trek franchise has another hit as Into The Darkness is a major motion picture hit breaking all Star Trek box office records. Success: Into the Darkness is a top box office success.

50) Fifty Years of conspiracy frenzy concerning president Kennedy and the grassy knoll, and finally, hard evidence is revealed that a second shooter was involved as a recently passed secret service agents family member discovers a strong box in the attic with revealing information.

There you have it readers. 50 bold predictions for the new year.
Lets see how good my clairvoyant powers fare for the 2013 year. Check back weekly as each prediction comes into play.


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50 Shocking Predictions For 2011 By The Curator

Posted by LOTGK on January 2, 2011

At this time every year, I the Curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute focuses my psychic abilities to steal a glimpse into the future. I then reveal 50 bold predictions for the 2011 year. What follows may shock you, may make you laugh and cry, and  probably down right false. However, in 2010, I correctly predicted the controversy surrounding Lady Gaga, The Tiger Woods incident, FORD motor company, Labron James leaving Cleveland, The U.S. economy, and many more successful predictions.

Lets see how good my clairvoyant powers fare for the 2011 year. Check back regularly as predictions come true or fall short. (Nostradamus has nothing on me)

01) Wesley Snipes, through a legal loop-hole, gets out of jail early. Two years early.
02) Lindsay Lohan has a normal year, no jail time, no illicit drug use, not showing up bombed at events. She actually attends her AA meetings regularly.FAILED: Lindsay has been in and out of court all year and is now serving 90 days under house arrest.
03) ABC Network producers pitch a Lost movie sequel, a continuation of the Lost castaways.
04) The Atlanta Falcons win the Superbowl.FAILED: The Falcons lost to the Packers and are sitting at home wondering what the Hell happened.
05) The Boston Celtics win the NBA championship. Kobe is pissed.FAILED: Celtics lose the semi’s.
06) Auburn wins the BCS National Championship.SUCCESS: Cam Newton led the Tigers to a perfect season and the BCS championship.
07) Sarah Palin, while protecting Alaska from an invasion from Russia, thwarts her own kidnapping attempt.
08) Osama Bin Laden will be captured. SUCCESS: President Obama announced last night 05/01/2011 that Bin Laden was killed in a fire fight in Pakistan.
09) Kim Kardashian gets married. It won’t last six months. SUCCESS: KARDASHIAN MARRIED CHIR HUMPHREYS LESS THAN 3 MONTHS AGO AND FILED FOR DIVORCE TODAY, 10/31/2011
10) Facebook will become the most viewed web site, outscoring even the search giant Google.SUCCESS: Facebook becomes the most viewed page, even more than Google. Face Book Rank
11) Microsoft will announce a new program that will be open source.
12) Jennifer Anistan gets engaged.
13) AMC channel The Walking Dead becomes a top 10 program.SUCCESS: Walking Dead is the most watched cable program of all time. Walking Dead Ratings
14) NBC’s “The Event” gets canceled.SUCCESS: NBC announced the Event will not return and not even SYFY network could turn it around.
15) The Cincinnati Reds win the World Series.FAILED: Cincy didn’t come close.
16) Brett Favre finally retires. For good this time.SUCCESS: Brett Favre signs his retitrement papers and reaches out to Green Bay for a ceremonial sighing so he may retire as a Packer.
17) Brett Favre gets divorced.
18) A fifth Indiana Jones movie is announced.
19) Sean Connery will reprise his role as secret agent 007.
20) A radical new Internet connecting device will sweep the land making your online presence almost as being in real-time.SUCCESS: Google Plus now has 10 million users and adding millions per day. It is the Facebook killer.
21) Harry Potter finale will be the biggest movie of the year.SUCCESS: Harry Potter Finale has become the biggest movie of all time, not just the year.
22) Will Farrell’s movie will tank, no matter what it’s called.
23) Charlie Sheen goes on a bender, winds up in Rehab. SUCCESS: After a hard week of partying and porn stars, Sheen checks himself into rehab.
24) Chelsea Handler gets married.
25) Conan O’Brien rolls out a new line of slim wear, “The Conan Jeggings.”
26) Unseen footage of the late night talk show host legend Johnny Carson is uncovered, the footage becomes a smash hit for NBC.
27) American Idol tanks in ratings. Simon is smiling. SUCCESS: The ratings are in and American Idol ratings are down 30% without Simon.
28) A metallic object is scanned and found to be embedded deep in the Earths crust. Origin is unknown.
29) The Minnesota Vikings announce they will move out of the state of Minnesota.
30) Twitter gets knocked offline for several days, a new start-up social page picks up steam in its place.
31) Leslie Frazier becomes the new head coach for the Minnesota Vikings. SUCCESS: Vikings named Frazier head coach today, 01/03/2011
32) Miley Cyrus is arrested for drug use.
34) Pope Benedict will survive an assassination attempt.
35) Tiger Woods gets his life back on track and wins a major tournament. SUCCESS: 12/04/2011 – Woods wins the Chevron World Challenge by one shot over former Masters champion Zach Johnson.
36) Key evidence from the John Kennedy assassination will be uncovered. This evidence will shed light on a conspiracy involving the government and elected officials.
37) Science Fiction television series V will be cancelled this year. SUCCESS! V was not picked up for a third season. 
38) Hugh Hefner sires a child with new bride Crystal Harris. FAILED: Harris bolted on the old man before the wedding.
39) Megan fox will divorce Brian Austin Green.
40) Kate Middleton, future wife of Prince William, winds up pregnant.
41) The boy band N’Sync will reunite for a tour.
42) Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart call it quits.
43) Johnny Depp wins the elusive Oscar this year. FAILED: Depp was locked out of the Oscars. Perhaps next year Johnny.
44) The Grand Canyon Sky Walk will shut down due to equipment failure almost allowing the walk way to give way.
45) Justin Beiber will debut a new hair style.SUCCESS: On February 5th Saturday Night Live program, Beiber debuts a new hair style while on the skit with Dana Carver playing the church lady.
46) Snooki from the Jersey Shore has a situation of her own, she’s pregnant.
47) Jennifer Lopez will divorce Marc Anthony. Money will be the contributing factor. SUCCESS: J-Lo announced the divorce on July 4th, How befitting, it’s Independence day.
48) Gas prices will tip over $4.00 per gallon.SUCCESS: Gas prices rocketed to $4.15 per gallon over the weekend.
49) Taylor Swift gets engaged.
50) MySpace social network becomes insignificant, attempts to reinvent itself, but alas, to no avail. SUCCESS: Myspace created a new interface for users and a new email system. The new interface is not working as droves of people are closing their accounts signaling the death march for Myspace. R.I.P. 2011

There you have it folks. Fifty bold predictions to keep you satisfied until 2012, which, coincidentally, is the end of the world.


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50 Psychic Predictions For 2010

Posted by LOTGK on January 2, 2010

Once a year the Grassy Knoll Institute gathers our psychic abilities and much like Nostradamus did over 500 years ago, we peer into the future to reveal 50 predictions for the 2010 year. What follows may shock you, may make you laugh and cry, and is probably down right false. However, in 2009, I correctly predicted Brett Favre coming out of retirement, The Yankee’s winning the World Series and the breakup of Tony Roma and Jessica Simpson. In Hollywood, I predicted the Death of Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ted Kennedy, and of course the Lindasy Lohan breakup,. Plus many more successful predictions.

Lets see how good my clairvoyant powers fare for the 2010 year. Check back regularly as predictions come true or fall short.

50 Shocking Predictions For 2010

1 Jonathan Frid, the legendary Barnabus Collins, the 200-year-old vampire, from the 1960’s soap opera Dark Shadows, finally dies.

2 Johnny Depp moves forward on a revival epic tale of Dark Shadows, and uses a small film footage of Jonathan Frid before he passed away.

3. Hugh Hefner, Playboy founder dies. He dies happy.

4. Kate Hudson rekindles her romance with Owen Wilson.

5. Lady Gaga, one of the top entertainers of 2009 and rumored to be a man, is revealed to be total woman. SUCCESSFUL: confirms Lady Gaga is just that. All woman. Lady Gaga All Woman 02/02/2010

6. Ryan Seacrest, forever a bachelor, and perhaps the hardest working celebrity in Hollywood, finds the time to get engaged.

7. Contrary to popular opinion, Tiger Woods gets divorced. Elin tee’s off on his fortune and takes him to the cleaners by utilizing a loophole in the pre-nup agreement she signed. SUCCESS: Tiger and Elin finalized their divorce this morning. 08/23/2010

8. Michael Jackson will be named the father of a child and irrefutable proof will be offered. He will contest the will.

9. David Hasselhoff, Star of Knight Rider and Baywatch, is committed to rehab for alcohol poisoning. Somebody get that mana cheeseburger.

10. The New York Yankees repeat and win the World Series.

11. The Boston Celtics win the NBA Championship. FAILURE: The Celtics lost game 7 to the Lakers.

12. The Minnesota Vikings led by Brett Favre wins the Super Bowl. FAILED: THE VIKINGS LOST TO THE SAINTS IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME 01/27/2010

13. Brett Favre contemplates retirement once more, but comes back for 2010 to play for the Vikings. SUCCESS: Brett Favre returned to the Vikings earlier this week and played Sunday night against the 49ers. 08/23/2010

14. The NHL downsizes, eliminates several non profitable teams.

15. Ford Motor Company becomes America’s #1 car dealer. SUCCESS: DETROIT — The Ford Motor Company said Tuesday that its sales increased 43 percent in February, allowing it to outsell General Motors, and at least for one month, become the top-selling automaker in America. 03/02/2010 Ford #1 Automaker

16. Ashley Simpson, sister to Jessica and Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz get divorced.

17. ABC Lost secret is revealed to be…..
Although it appears the survivors of Oceanic flight 815 are on a tropical island, they are being deceived. There is no island. The survivors are in a virtual reality laboratory. All the castaways are interconnected to one another sharing each others thoughts, memories, and feelings. While in this virtual reality laboratory, a battery of physical and mental experiments are performed on them. And who is running these experiments? As Juliet stated, the Aliens of course. FAILURE: Lost was all about Purgatory, not aliens, not virtual reality.

18. Kim Kardashian gets married. No one cares.

19. Labron James, Cleveland Cavaliers all star, leaves for greener pastures. SUCCESS: James opted out of Cleveland and signed with the Miami Heat.

20. Snoop Dog gets busted and is sentenced to jail time.

21. Tim Tebow, Florida quarterback, Heisman trophy winner, drops out of the top 20 picks in the 2010 NFL draft. SUCCESS: Tim Tebow was selected 25th over all by the Denver bronco’s.

22. Angelina and Brad Pitt, the most powerful Hollywood couple, split up. Her lips are not to blame. This time!

23. Jon and Kate plus the eight children, both strapped for cash, reconcile to continue the popular reality cable program. Ratings are through the roof.

24. Elizabeth Alexandra Mary, The Queen of England Dies. Charles is finally in charge.

25. Kevin Federline goes on a strict diet and loses a ton of weight. SUCCESSFUL: Federline just signed on to VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club, Boot Camp.

26. With his new weight loss physique, Kevin Federline is offered a TV pilot. SUCCESSFUL: Federline is on the reality TV program VH1 Celebrity Fit Club and airs February 8th.

27. An Aids cure and vaccine is announced, stem cell replacement is the major component to the cure. Human trials begin at the end of the year. SUCCESSFUL: Man with AIDS cured by stem cell technology. 12/16/2010 Link Here

28. The Alabama Crimson Tide wins the BCS Championship defeating Texas. SUCCESSFUL: 01/07/2010 The Tide wins 37-21

29. Tara Reid, after getting a boob tune up, actually gets hired for a movie role.

30. Ringo Starr, drummer for the legendary 1960’s rock band, The Beatles, dies. Ironically, that leaves only Paul McCartney, who if you recall, was rumored to be dead, killed in a car crash.

31. Sarah Palin, author of Going Rogue, and oh yea, former Governor of Alaska, has a nipple slip moment. The photo runs wild on the Internet. It only helps to boost her ratings.

32. Khloe Kardashian gets divorced. Who couldn’t have predicted this?

33. Terrel Owens leaves the Bills. Claims he wants to play for a winner. SUCCESS: T. Owens was released from the Bills several months ago and is currently a free agent. Perhaps Dancing With The Stars can fit him in.

34. David Letterman gets divorced after past digressions catch up to him.

35. Carrie Prejean, controversial former Miss California, gets offered a reality TV series role. Donald Trump has nothing to do with it.

36. Tila Tequila, becomes insignificant. Oh wait, that already happened. SUCCESSFUL! JESSICA COHEN, TILA’S P.R. AGENT, RESIGNS LEAVING HER TO FEND FOR HERSELF.

37. The Martian Landers, originally only manufactured to operate for 90 days, went into overtime and worked for years sending back data to Earth until both landers shut down. However, one of the landers will miraculously turn back on and beam starling photos back to Earth.

38. The US economy rebounds, albeit slowly as unemployment numbers go down and housing and construction go on the rise. SUCCESS: The American economy, albeit a slight increase, is rebounding as housing has increased several points, the stock market moved over 11,000 points, General Motors has repaid their government loan in full, and the unemployment rate is slowing.

39. President Obama jump starts the economy with a rapid transit initiative setting in motion thousands of construction and fabricating jobs as the nations railroad is rebuilt. SUCCESSFUL: President Obama announced today (01/28/2010) $8 billion in grants to develop high speed transit in 31 states beginning with California, Florida, and Illinois.

40. Party crashers like Tareq and Michaele Salahi, attempt to crash an Obama party. The secret service confirming a threat, kills one, wounds another. A strong message is sent.

41. Kim Jong II, ruler of North Korea, succumbs from his illness and dies.

42. Billy Graham, TV evangelist, really talks to God this time, meets his maker.

43. Mickey Rooney goes to the big Our Gang in the sky. (He dies)

44. Scientists, through the use of powerful telescopes will discover a planet that could sustain life. SUCCESS! Yesterday, NASA and the NSF announced the detection of what may be the first Earth-like planet orbiting in its star’s habitable zone, meaning that it might play host to liquid water. This is a pretty big deal. The paper describing the findings calls this “one of the holy grails of exoplanet research,” and one of the scientists involved in the discovery, in a fit of over-enthusiasm, even claimed that he was certain there would be life there. But there’s actually no guarantee that, even within the habitable zone, liquid water will be present, much less life. That’s the bad news, though; the good news is that its discovery implies that similar planets might be relatively abundant. The star, Gliese 581, is only about 20 light years away.

45. Michael Lohan, father to actress Lindsay, crosses the line once to many times, gets arrested once more. SUCCESSFUL: He was arrested Thursday morning (01/28/2010) and charged with criminal contempt in violation of an order of protection.

46. Lindsay Lohan switches teams yet again, and begins dating again, to a man…

47. Pink, rock star, separates from her hubby Cory Hart yet again.

48. Susan Boyle, singer, dreams a dream, gets engaged.

49. Roman Polanski gets dragged back to the states to face rape charges from 1973.

50. Barack Obama is not immuned to sex scandals. A woman will come forward and claim to have bore a son and Obama is the father.

There you have it folks. 50 shocking psychic predictions for 2010 from the Grassy Knoll Institute. Check back weekly to see my updates throughout the year as my predictions come to fruition. Or heavens forbid, turn out to be wrong.

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