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And Nothing Will Ever Be The Same

Posted by LOTGK on October 1, 2011

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

Halloween Is Just A Jump To The Left Away

It’s astounding, Time is fleeting, Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely… Not for very much longer.
I’ve got to keep control.

I remember doing the time-warp, Drinking those moments when,
The Blackness would hit me, And the void would be calling…
Let’s do Halloween again.
Let’s do Halloween again.

With a bit of a mind flip the 2011 Halloween season is upon us. Haunted houses are already on their second weekend, decorations dot residential houses, hay rides are at capacity, and the Halloween Dark Zone is dying to reveal the hottest adult Halloween costumes, plus home grown giant melons, urban legends explored, demons, ghosts, and all things Halloween.

Check the Dark Zone frequently as we will be updating continuously throughout the month of October.

And nothing will ever be the same.

Happy Halloween


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Sexy Easter Bunny Cometh

Posted by LOTGK on April 11, 2009

Happy Easter

Yes folks, that is body paint covering this sexy model. The pink boots and the mini skirt are clothes, but above the belly button is all paint. Fuzzy bunny ears and a pink basket complete the ensemble.

Happy Easter From The Grassy Knoll Institute


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Halloween Is Coming

Posted by LOTGK on October 1, 2008

Halloween is coming,
The goose is getting fat.
Please drop a nickel in the old man’s hat.
If you don’t have a nickel,
A penny will do.
If you don’t have a penny,
Then God Bless You
Then you’re a bloody stingy fuck,
And we’re gonna toilet paper and egg your house.

This year the Halloween Dark Zone has plenty of tricks and treats for you. From some very sexy sirens, outlandish costumes, ghost stories, wild video’s, scary demons, big ripe melons, haunted house tips, urban legends, and our own special blend of all things Halloween. Check back daily as we will be updating continuously throughout the month of October.

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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Today We Celebrate Our Independence

Posted by LOTGK on July 4, 2008

As the twilight of Independence Day rapidly approaches, it is our solemn duty and privilege to pay homage to all men and women who have given their lives paying the ultimate sacrifice defending our country and our freedom.

Tonight as we celebrate the Fourth of July remember the words so elegantly penned by Francis Scott Key during the defense of Fort Henry September 20th, 1814 .

“And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.”

Before you begin to illuminate the skies this evening by launching volley after volley of pyrotechnic patriotism, pause a moment and reflect on the sacrifices incurred by our forefathers 228 years ago. Gaze upon the heavens in wonder as fireworks brilliantly and brashly shout out loud and clear that we the people stand united as a nation declaring in unison that America is the best damn nation the world has known.

Hug you wife, husband, son, and daughter. Yell out a hearty hello to your neighbors that have come forth from their homes this evening to watch the fireworks shows and to celebrate as an entire nation.

“O’er the land of the free, and the home of the brave.”

God Bless America .

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Hollywood Sign

Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2008

hollywood hills sign

In recognition of the Grassy Knoll Institute coming to California, the city of Hollywood has erected our LOGO right below the famous Hollywood Hills sign.

The entire staff here at the Grassy Knoll Institute extends our gratitude and a hearty thank you to all of you helping us celebrate our feast day, (April Fools Day) with your visits and comments on our blog.

Thanks for playing!


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