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Michael Jackson In Disguise

Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2008

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Michael Jackson Returns To The States!

Michael Jackson, self appointed legendary King Of Pop made a surprise visit to the United States today ending his self imposed exile to Hollywood and the pop music culture.

Jackson had a very public trial for child molestation several years back on which he was acquitted but did admit to “Sleeping” with several of his young sleep over friends. After the trial, he left the states to regather his thoughts and avoid the tabloid spotlight.

We hardly recognized you through all the makeup.

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When Worlds Collide

Posted by LOTGK on January 9, 2008

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When Worlds Collide

On a random street corner in New Hampshire this morning.
Mike Huckabee, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton meet to discuss the issues.

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The Circus Is In Town

Posted by LOTGK on October 14, 2007

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Giant Alien Carnival Clown

Giant Aliens are attempting to infiltrate humankind by dressing as carnival clowns as they collect data and spy on unsuspecting humans of Earth.

The Grassy Knoll Institute snapped this photo at a trade show in Chicago, Illinois. Unbeknownst to the Giant Alien clown, the Grassy Knoll Institute could see right through the thinly veiled disguise.


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Clowns Never Laughed Before

Posted by LOTGK on October 12, 2007

Clowns never laughed before,
Beanstalks never grew.
Ponies never ran before,
Till I met you.

I hate clowns. So imagine how pleased I was when I happened upon this exhibit at the Halloween convention in Chicago, Illinois this past March.

Do you think Greg Brady, of the Brady Bunch, or perhaps his alter ego, Johnny Bravo, was singing about this particular clown?

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EFX2 Blogs Command Center

Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2007

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