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Posts Tagged ‘bra’

Giant Breasts Exposed

Posted by LOTGK on December 7, 2007

Giant Alien Woman Letting Em All Hang Out

A stunned Grassy Knoll Institute operative embedded in Dublin Ireland stares down a giant alien woman as she attempts to smash through a brick wall. Patrick, the operative, was quick with his camera as he overcame the hypnotic appeal of the sheer size of the giant woman’s breasts covered only by a lacy white bra.

Great photos from Ireland Patrick. Thanks.

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Lost Update – Lost And Found

Posted by LOTGK on November 27, 2007

Lost and found

oceanic flight 815

I’m mad about lost
You’re mad about lost babe
Couple of fools run wild aren’t we
Pushing the day into the nighttime
Somewhere between the two
We start to see

Attention all ABC Lost fans.
Hopefully, you have noticed that the Grassy Knoll Institute has moved to it’s new digs here at WordPress.com. Every update and every comment has been transferred to the home site.

We decided on the move for several reasons, one of which was a more simpler and streamlined commenting section. Godaddy.com was having a hard time keeping the database active on the Grassy knoll site and we decided to upgrade to here to insure the comments would appear.

A second reason was ease of use. Upon arriving at the wordpress site, navigation is simple, concise, and clean. From the links to the right to the links from above, each link with one click takes you exactly to the category of your choice.

Third, if you are like me, when you comment on a blog, you like to see if someone replied to agree or disagree. Comment tracking programs did not work correctly, or not at all on the old site forcing you to wonder if a reply was made or worse, you forgot the site you commented on. With WordPress, all the major comment tracking programs work flawlessly. Plus, wordpress has it’s own built in alert system to those that belong. You will never have to miss another comment again.

So, why not comment on this update and be ready for LOST, season four. The first time you comment, you will be asked to enter your screen name, email address, and personal web site. (If you have one) Only the screen name and email address are mandatory. You will then comment away as you did on the previous website. (No solving letter or number puzzle CATCHA phrases to accept)

I hope the majority if not all the loyal Lost fans who came by each week and read and commented on my crazy ass Lost theory and either agreed, disagreed, or simply called me crazy, find their way to this blog page. The hundreds of comments with unique points of view were very refreshing as they attempted to refute my ABC Lost theory. What, you don’t know what my Lost theory is……

Although it appears the survivors of Oceanic flight 815 are on a tropical island, they are being deceived. There is no island. The survivors are in a virtual reality laboratory. All the castaways are interconnected to one another sharing each others thoughts, memories, and feelings. While in this virtual reality laboratory, a battery of physical and mental experiments are performed on them. And who is behind all this other than the mysterious government men? Aliens of course.

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Giant Alien Super Model

Posted by LOTGK on November 16, 2007

Giant Alien Super Model Dressed To Thrill

A Giant Alien female super model, scantily clad, made an astonishing appearance in Manhattan Friday night. The Giant Alien used Broadway Avenue as a runway and strutted her Giant Alien body as she sashayed her way to Central Park where she was transported back to the safety of the Giant Alien Mother ship.

This has been the second sighting in New York City. The Grassy Knoll Institute scientists are keeping a 24 hour watch on the city in hopes of filming another Giant Alien encounter. One question has been answered that the Grassy Knoll Institute scientists have had on their minds for quite some time now.

And that question: Do black patent leather shoes really reflect up which was to the delight of the male population who witnessed the Giant Alien super model.

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Giant Bra Snaggles Traffic

Posted by LOTGK on November 2, 2007

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A Giant Alien Bra causes major traffic jam in San Bernardino, California. An eye witness, Police officer James K. said the Giant Alien woman just casually unhooked her bra and let it fall into the street jamming traffic for miles. Many men that were there had to be treated at the hospital for stiff necks and other things.

It took several hours to collect the bra and as usual it was transported to the secret Grassy Knoll Institute warehouse where it will be undoubtedly studied for clues and other things….

PS: Howard K Stern has requested that the bra be returned so he can take that back to the Bahamas with all the rest of Anna Nicole’s belongings.

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