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The End Of The World… Again

Posted by LOTGK on December 19, 2012

mayan calendar 2012

Well, I survived the 1998 perfect planetary alignment that was said to create such tidal effects it would rip the earth from its orbit.
I survived the 1999 Y2K computer shutdown scare.
I survived the coming of the Anti-Christ supposedly arriving June Sixth, 2006. (6/6/6/)
Hell, I even survived the George Bush-era.
Now I patiently wait for the Winter Solstice, December 21st, 2012, which according to the ancient Mayan calendar, would perhaps be the end of the world as we know it. Again…

On Saturday December 22nd, I will vigilantly begin to prepare for the guaranteed zombie outbreak.

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12 Responses to “The End Of The World… Again”

  1. Gumby said

    Whats the best end of the world song out there.
    My bet is “Its the end of the world as we know it” by REM

  2. B said

    I do believe the world will end on 12-21-12 because I read it on the Internet and because, as I heard from a hot chick on a State Farm commercial, they can’t put anything on the Internet that isn’t true. Such overwhelming evidence points to the end of the world. As George Carlin warned, get your shit together!

  3. richmont1234 said

    I like “My bet is “Its the end of the world as we know it” by REM” but have other opinions. It like when a software program is released it start with an number, let say it is version 1 that it may go on up to 1.95 and so forth. It may well that this End of the World is at version 9 and waiting for some update to a new and improved one. Yes, that’s the ticket! But this is not to be confused with the program called “Its the End of the World as we know it version 3.8 🙂

  4. Anti-christ said

    This is the end by Jim Morrison and the Doors. My favorite day is tomorrow. See you all very soon.

  5. Valdunagan said

    Don’t forget about old blue eyes, Frank Sinatra, when he sang, And now, the end is near, and I face the final curtain.

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