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Superman 34 Years Later

Posted by LOTGK on November 26, 2012

superman 34 years later

Will You Still Love Me When I’m 64


In 1978, an alien from the planet Krypton known as Superman burst onto the scene rescuing cats from tree’s, stopping cat burglars in their tracks, using his x-ray vision to check out Lois Lane’s naked body, (Come on, who wouldn’t do that if you had the power) and of course battling crime and evil especially with his arch enemy Lex Luthor, the worlds greatest criminal mind.

Since then, Superman (Clark Kent when wearing glasses) has retired to Smallvile leaving behind the big city life of Metropolis. However, thanks to President Obama’s health care program, (Obama Care) he had to come out of retirement. In this picture taken by Daily Planet journalist “Old” Jimmy Olson, we see Superman saving Lana Lane from certain death by swooping in and plucking her from a toxic mud pit Luthor created to melt away California and slip into the sea.

The crowd still loves him.


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11 Responses to “Superman 34 Years Later”

  1. Gumby said

    Hey Kool-Aid

  2. Max Jackl said

    OK, Supe has let himself go to shit. He still got lift though. Thanks for the notice invite BTW.

  3. Valdunagan said

    Lex, you are the wind beneath my wings.

  4. Anonymous said

    I don’t think that’s actually Superman or even Clark Kent. I’m pretty sure it’s Batman.

  5. Robert said

    Looks like wrestler Jimmy Snooka Fly

  6. Bored said

    Who knew that ZZ Top played white trash festivals?

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