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The Signs Are Everywhere You Look

Posted by LOTGK on May 21, 2011

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Every Summer we venture out to Geneva-On-The-Lake (A local weekend vacation spot that time forgot) at least several times to get our fill of world-famous cheeseburger’s at Eddie’s Grill, super size french fries at Times Square Restaurant, and just plain old-fashioned good food down at the Old Firehouse Winery. I must have passed this sign at least one hundred times and never really took notice of it until the other day. It reminds me of the old television series M.A.S.H. and its iconic destination sign.

On a whim I decided to inspect the sign more closely. To my amazement, my secret Grassy Knoll Institute headquarters was listed on the sign. Holy Hell! How did Woody (The owner of Old Firehouse Winery) know the location of our secret lair?

However, I calmed down a bit after realizing that our headquarters were 666 and 2 tenths of a mile from the sign, not 666 miles listed on the sign. Our secret is still safe.

Speaking of secret places,

Geneva-On-The-Lake is open for business as I type.
If you like good food, visit one of the three places mentioned above.
If you like magic, visit Whipps Magic on the strip. Go there late at night, that’s when he’s open.
If you like Karaoke, Time Square restaurant lets you belt out your favorite tune nightly. If you like amusement park rides, sorry, Erieview Park was dismantled but the Ferris Wheel sill stands and is located on the cliff overlooking Lake Erie.
If you like donuts, visit Madsens.
If you like a good time, I’ll see you in Geneva.
If you want more information on Geneva On The Lake, just click the link below to transport you to the Archives.

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6 Responses to “The Signs Are Everywhere You Look”

  1. Rico Swaff said

    Does the second one down say, “Warrant.” As in “She’s My Cherry Pie?” I hope not, that song was stupid.

    I am assuming this is a near New York destination?

    • LOTGK said

      No, it is near Cleveland, Ohio, it’s up on lake Erie. And you were close, it’s Varant. Thought it might be Volant as in John Lennon’s son sang in 1981.

  2. Eric To The T said

    Thats not the MASH sign. Doesn’t look anything like it. Jeez.

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