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Vikings 2011 NFL Draft Critique

Posted by LOTGK on May 6, 2011

With the 12th over all pick in the 2011 NFL draft, the Minnesota Vikings select, A) Desperation, B) A Reach, C) A Brett Favre replacement, or D) Christian Ponder, QB from Florida State. If your answer was all of the above, you are correct. However, whatever your guess was, this pick certainly was a shake up to the Viking organization with ramifications, good or bad, for years to come. (Hence the reason for the jiggly big boobed model on the left)

Ponder (QB)

Cam Newton, Jake Locker, and Blaine Gabbert were already off the board when the Vikings selected at number twelve. Everyone knew the Vikings need a quarterback, and the top choices were Ryan Mallet, Andy Dalton, and Christian Ponder but none of them were slotted to go this high. Mallet was the only one with a slim chance to crack the first round, but not at number twelve, none of them were worthy. Or were they?

Let’s face it Viking fans, with NFL lockout extending into the draft, the Vikings were backed into a corner and had to select a quarterback in round one. Joe Webb and Rhomar were the only two quarterbacks on the team. It was roll the dice time and Ponder was the prize.

Ponder has the tools, size, weight, conditioning, intelligence, and system knowledge. He ran a West Coast style offense in college and will slide into the Vikings system comfortably. One more thing about Ponder. He didn’t have any off the field issues unlike several quarterbacks selected in the draft.

Viking Thunder approves of this pick and predicts Ponder to flourish in Minnesota handing the ball off to Adrian Peterson with the option to pass to Sidney Rice, Visanthe Shaincoe, and Percy Harvin.

The Rest Of the draft picks:

Rudolph (TE)

Kyle Rudolph: (TE) Top rated tight end in the draft. Huge at 6 foot 6 inches. He will immediately help the offense as I see the Vikings going to a two wide, two tight end set to protect Ponder from the blitz. Rudolph is a great pick.
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Ballard (DT)

Christian Ballard: (DT) Ballard was a steal in the 4th round. he has the size skill to excel in the next level. With Pat Williams retiring and the possibility of losing Edwards, Ballard is a great pick.
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Burton (CB)

Brandon Burton: (CB) Burton comes from Utah and brings 4.5 forty speed, good size at six foot and 190 pounds. He will need plenty of coaching to see time on the field but with the Vikings ailing last year at corner, Burton has a chance to stick around a while.
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Love (G)

Demarcus Love: (OT) Love has good size, 315 pounds, enough athletic ability to crack the line up, and the strength to maintain his blocks and contain pass rushers. He’s a good fit here.
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Raymond (FS)

Mistral Raymond: (S) A flyer from S. Florida, Raymond has the size but not the experience. Special teamer if he gets lucky. Course, the way the safeties have been playing and no free agency, Ray may stay.
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Fusco (C)

Brandon Fusco: (C) Fusco comes from slippery Rock, a small college in Pennsylvania. He has the size, 6 foot 4, 305 pounds. He may find his niche on the line backing up Sullivan.
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Homan (LB)

Ross Homan: (LB) Homan was a starter at Thee Ohio State. He has the speed and adequate size to fight off the blocks. A good special teamer player and backup linebacker.
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Reed (DE)

De’Aundre Reed: (DE) Arizone Pac 10 defensive end with god skill set. Already better than Demetrius Underwood. With Edwards on his way out, Reed will get his shot.
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Burton (WR)

Stephen Burton: (WR) Burton comes from a small school West Texas A&M. Burton runs a 4.5 forty, good size and weight, and with this pick signals the release of Hank Baskett. Just like his Playboy wife Kendra who got sent home from dancing with the stars, Hank will be in search of a new gig as well.
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8 Responses to “Vikings 2011 NFL Draft Critique”

  1. Gumby said

    Your best pick was the chick with the big boobs in the purple bra. Sad, but true.

  2. Anonymous said

    I saw your Viking post was halted because of severe violations. What for?

  3. Valdunagan said

    Wait, someone found this post offensive? Other than Ponder being picked 12th over all, nothing here is offensive. The model is wearing a bra and is completely covered up. Nothing you don’t see on network television. What are they, a bunch of pussies?

    • LOTGK said

      Hey wait a minute! 😀
      But true, what you see on my site can be seen on network television. Go figure.
      I don’t think they are all pussies, I would bet 99% are die hard Viking fans. Perhaps 1% Puritan with pilgrim hats and flashy belt buckles.
      And BTW, the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders show skin and exude sexuality every weekend and no one complains about them. Just saying.

  4. Green Hood said

    Don’t usually comment on Vikes, but Rudolph is a beast. He was hurt in 2010 and thats why his stock dropped. He will be a big asset to Vikes.

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