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Oldest Milky Way Candy Bar Discovered

Posted by LOTGK on April 7, 2011

Mummified Milky Way Candy Bar

Every now and again I get that “Chocolate” urge and venture down the hallway to the Las Vegas vending machine. I call it Las Vegas for it’s a gamble if you receive something after you feed it money. I inserted my money and I selected the Milky Way candy bar. As the candy bar fell into the slot at the bottom I mumbled under my breath, “Winner, winner, chicken dinner.” The above photo is what I received. WTF!

Where the Hell did this candy bar come from? Had I somehow awoken in the future in a post apocalyptic zombie outbreak. If so, I’m lucky to have found a treasure such as this. I could now live to fight zombies another day.

Dejected, I went back to my office, placed the candy bar on my desk, took out my cell phone, and snapped this photo. I then sent it to the printer, 8X11 size in color. I then went back to the Las Vegas vending machine and taped the photo of the Milky Way candy bar on the glass where everyone can see.

It was on…

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

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10 Responses to “Oldest Milky Way Candy Bar Discovered”

  1. Kookla Kool said

    NOM NOM NOM!!!

  2. If I were you I’d sue the hell out of Milky Way bars, and tell them I had post-traumatic stress for fear of getting food-poisoned from eating a moldy-looking chocolate bar that I wanted to eat for lunch, and therefore led me to have eating disorder that resulted to my anorexic-like body figure. That my friend, is how you get rich… O_O

  3. Louie The 275th said

    Brains. brains. brains.
    Ah, oops, Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate.

    That thing is sick, diseased. Get a refund.

  4. Now I know why I’ve never like Milky Way. I’m a Snickers person. Ghastly!

  5. Jill said

    Sooo, I mean, did you eat it??

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