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Baywatch Cast – Where Are They Now

Posted by LOTGK on November 6, 2010

Hobie Buchannon

Where are they now. Remember Baywatch, where sexy busty baes ran around in tight red suits in slow motion. There was also a young boy on the show, Hobie, (Played by Jeremy Jackson) Mitches son, the main life guard in charge. (I hear he’s big in Germany. Elvis big)

After a successful run, the Baywatch seriess ended. The plethora of busty babes went on to other fame and fortune and even Mitch, (David Hasselhoff) made it big in the states. He’s now on Dancing With The Stars.

Alas, Hobie didn’t have such luck and he didn’t catch on with any other productions crews. He now makes his living as a Hollywood DJ spinning records at the coolest hip clubs in town. He was also rumored to have dated Lindsay Lohan. Perhaps his TV dad (David Hasselhoff) will throw him a bone and sign him to a recurring role in his new reality series (Burger Bites) following his life.

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Afraid to step into the light.
Some people need to help somebody,
When the edge of surrender is in sight.
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8 Responses to “Baywatch Cast – Where Are They Now”

  1. Gumby said

    Your next feature should be on Brad Childress after he gets fired by the Vikings today.

    • LOTGK said

      What an amazing come back by the Vikings winning in overtime. But what amazed me more was Childress’s comments about not needing a hug like Favre.
      But yes, I wouldn’t mind Chilly be fired. Tonight.

  2. Gumby said

    BTW, is that Sam Ronson, Lindsays lover?

  3. Star Reaper said

    Thats not Hobie, I saw him on vhs a little bit ago, he’s off drugs now and doing good.

  4. Max Jackl said

    LOL, it does look like him.

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