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Halloween Sparta Thought Screen Helmet

Posted by LOTGK on October 9, 2010

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

Screw You Aliens

With Halloween rapidly approaching, the Grassy Knoll institute has exciting news for those Thought Screen Helmet citizens constantly being abducted by evil aliens. A new and improved Thought Screen Helmet lined with velostat made to manufacturers specifications. The helmet is disguised as a Spartan helmet from the popular movie 300 starring Gerald Butler. It is a perfect Halloween costume that still provides maximum protection from telepathic aliens. Get your “Halloween” on and forget about alien abduction. And as you can see, chicks dig the helmet.

Happy Halloween – Samhain


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4 Responses to “Halloween Sparta Thought Screen Helmet”

  1. Gumby said

    put a helmet on that soldier. he’s going in to battle damn it.

  2. Anti-christ said

    This is all humanity has to offer. Why do I even bother collecting souls?

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