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The Dark Zone Cometh – With Big Melons

Posted by LOTGK on October 1, 2010

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

It's Melon Season

For the 2010 Halloween season, the Grassy Knoll Institute farmers have been out standing in their fields all Summer long to bring you a bumper crop of the biggest and juiciest melons for Halloween. The Halloween Dark Zone also offers for your viewing pleasure a plethora of scantily clad women in various forms of undress modeling the latest sexiest Halloween costumes on the market today.

Additionally, the Halloween Dark Zone has expanded its “Best Melons” contest, Sexiest Zombie contest, Sexiest School girl costume, scary demons, haunted house tours, old wives tales, wild video’s, urban legends, and all things Halloween.

Please join us as we update this section at least once per day in the month of October.

Happy Halloween – Samhain


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14 Responses to “The Dark Zone Cometh – With Big Melons”

  1. Gumby said

    I know this girl. Is that Kat bell from the military tv show? a younger version. Nice melons BTW.

  2. Max Jackl said

    Checking in for your Octoberfest of sexy Halloween updates and melons. Can’t wait to see this years winner.

  3. Merv said

    Love this blog this time of year. She’s a British model, page three girl, her name escapes me right now, I’m distracted by her tits and belly and legs. Whats that directv guy say, I jumped at the whole package.

  4. Evil-Lep said

    Thats Gemma Massey, british glamour model, she’s been on your site a few times. great boobs, body.

  5. Anti-christ said

    This is my favorite month.

  6. Valdunagan said

    Just did a search on Google for melons, you are right up there on the first page. You-Da-Man.

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