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Take A Load Off Brett Favre

Posted by LOTGK on September 29, 2010

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WTF Was That?

Who would have thought that a week three game at home against the winless Lions would be a must win game for the Vikings? (Everyone put your hands down) Who would have thought that Brett Favre, who only threw 7 interceptions all of last year, would already have 6 after three games? (Put your damn hands down, it’s a rhetorical question) Who would have thought that Hank Baskett-Wilkinson would be lining up for the severely depleted Viking receiver position?

(Hank, don’t buy a permanent home here in Minnesota. Your playboy playmate wife Kendra is sexy as hell, but damn Hank, can’t you do something about that annoying laugh of hers? If that is too much to ask, then how about catching the damn ball and quit holding defenders on run plays. I pray opposing teams don’t attempt an onside kick on your side of the field.)

What are the reasons the Vikings are off to a slow 1-2 start?
Reason #1: Injury to the receivers, mainly Sidney Rice (Out for at least the first six games and maybe more) and Percy Harvin. (Migraines and hip issues)

Reason #2: The loss of Chester Taylor. Taylors production and blocking skills are missed dearly. Peterson and Gerheart have a lot to learn at that skill level.

Reason #3: Yes, it Partly Brett’s fault, for not attending mini camp, training camp, and several pre-season games to get his timing down with receivers, backs, and the offensive line.

Reason #4: The main reason. The offensive line play. Specifically Phil Loadholt. After an average rookie season, he has succumbed to the dreaded sophomore slump. Opposing defenders coined a new nick name for him, “The Doorman,” for every time some one wants in, Phil opens the door.

The left tackle, Mckinnie is not doing much better. hey Bryant, just because you are from the ‘U”, it doesn’t give you a pass to slack. (Perhaps if you pretended the defensive line players were patrons cutting in line outside your favorite club in Miami late at night you would manhandle them better)

I’m serious, pass protection is horrendous. Favre rarely had a chance to set up and survey the field. Instead, he had to look for the quick release read because he cannot step up into the pocket or he is being chased down for a sack.

Some will argue that the bye week came too soon for the Vikings after three games. However, perhaps it will give Farve the much-needed practice time with the receivers to get timing down. Perhaps it will give Harvin more time to heal. And Shaincoe. And Sullivan. And perhaps it will give Childress time to light a fire under Loadholt’s and McKinnie’s ass or trade for a pass protector.

I do believe the Vikings will pull out of their offensive slump but the schedule is not going to be easy.


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12 Responses to “Take A Load Off Brett Favre”

  1. Gumby said

    I think you’re in for a long season buddy. Maybe 9-7 and maybe a wild card. Your schedule is a killer. And Favre, he won’t last all season, especially if the season is tanking, he will fake an injury.

    • LOTGK said

      You could be right. The schedule is brutal. If Favre does get injured, Jackson will play until booed off the field leading the way to Joe Webb. The poor mans Michael Vick. I see 10-6 and in the playoffs.

  2. Stan Smith said

    I’m looking for rare copies of books related to Vikings history.

  3. A Gonzo said

    Heres the truth Vikings. Your season is over. Favre will not repeat the magic from last year and you can expect to win 7 games at max. Green Bay and Chicago and the Jets and the Pats and the Giants are going to roll all over Favre’s ankle and the team. Sorry, just speaking the truth.

    • LOTGK said

      Always speak the truth. Very refreshing.
      Yes, the Slack and Bears are much improved, and the schedule is brutal. However, I don’t think the season is over after three games. See me in week 10 and we’ll talk.

  4. Anti-christ said

    Brett backed out of his deal with me, now he is playing on his own merit and talent. Beware Vikings.

  5. free turnkey poker sites said

    The Vikings decided before the season that it was Super Bowl or bust, and they have gone to great lengths to trade for a top 5 receiver. They agreed to a deal with Vincent Jackson, but couldnt get the Chargers to lower their ridiculous trade requirements. If Moss and Favre cant get on the same page, this could turn back into one of the elite teams in the NFL. They should certainly contend for the division if they can get past the next 4 or 5 games with only 1 or 2 losses.

    • LOTGK said

      With Moss back on the team, Favre has a deep threat to sling the ball to. When Rice returns, Favre would now have two big targets plus Percy Harvin returning back to the slot where he is best suited and won the rookie of the year at. Peterson will have less defenders in the box making the offense hum once again.

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