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Persons Unknown Theory – Episode 7

Posted by LOTGK on July 25, 2010

Last night on NBC’s Persons Unknown drama series, the local weather channel broke in to inform the residents in Youngstown, Ohio that a heavy rainstorm was coming. (Just once, I want to hear the weatherman say, “Something wicked this way comes!”) Anyway, after viewing the radar graphics tracking the storm for approximately 10 minutes, persons Unknown came back on. But enough of the weather, lets look at what my Persons Unknown theory is for this week.

In a move to boost ratings for the sagging series, NBC pulled out all the stops and convinced the judge to sentence Lindsay Lohan for the full 90 days behind bars. However, a secret deal was made behind closed chambers doors where Lindsay would surrender at Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California. The surrender would create a huge media blast, showing Lindsay being booked into the jail.

News would then be leaked out that Lohan was having a difficult time adjusting to life behind bars, not liking the water and food provided, and high anxiety from fellow inmates chastising and threatening her. It would then be determined that Lohan would be moved to solitary confinement for the remainder of her stay for her and the facilities safety.

In the dead of night, Lindsay would then be smuggled out of prison and transported to the persons Unknown city block. Lohan would then be told that she was being inserted into a reality series already in progress. Her job would be to gather information on all the other citizens without them finding out. her cover would be that she was sentenced to 90 days in jail and that she then woke up in the Chinese restaurant the next day.

Let the insanity begin.


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12 Responses to “Persons Unknown Theory – Episode 7”

  1. Fox said

    This show is heating up.. Where is Joe.. I’m praying for a lesbian scene with the jailbird, and bright eyes..

  2. Gumby said

    I like your theory better than the show. I would love to see Lindsay in that mess. Her and Janet having a little private jacuzzi bath.

  3. Evil-Lep said

    Firecrotch vs Janet. Winner takes on Erika in a hot tub battle royale.

  4. Max Jackl said

    Joe has access to the secret rooms, the chinese guy is dead who controlled the rooms, I would make Joe go in the control room and shut down the entire grid and then escape. Oh, wait, I would wait for the end of the Lindsay Lohan hot tub event and then escape.

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