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Persons Unknown Theory – Episode 6

Posted by LOTGK on July 19, 2010

If a tree fell in the woods and no one was there to hear it fall, would it still make noise? If a Summer NBC drama series revealed its darkest secret but nobody was there to see it, would the series make it to the end of Summer?

So NBC, in it’s infinite wisdom, decided to move it’s struggling suspense series, Persons Unknown, to the “Death ship” time slot. (Saturday at 8pm.) Did NBC really think that was going to improve ratings? The way things are going, the series won’t see Episode 13. Unless, they spice it up and in a hurry.

With that said, I am changing my Persons Unknown theory. I am ashamed to associate this show with Rod Serling and his iconic science fiction series, The Twilight Zone.

Changing gears: It would appear that NBC needs the Grassy Knoll Institutes assistance. Being a professional psychic, (I have a certificate and everything) I can see two possible outcomes to this show. One, stay on the present course and the show will be canceled before Summers end. Or two, revamp the show and inject my rewrite.

The Revamp:
In several weeks, on the brink of the show being canceled, a news story will leak that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston will be two new Persons Unknown citizens. It will later be revealed that former Governor and protector from Russia Sarah Palin will be the mastermind behind this prison town. The final episode will reveal that all the prisoners are registered voters but not in favor of the Tea In the Harbor Party, the party Sarah Palin is backing and hoping to leapfrog into the office of the president of the United States.

Sarah Palin hopes that she can convert tens of people at a time to the Tea Bag party. She selected her own spawn for testing and tweaking the indoctrination process. Bristol and Levi are two perfect candidates for the show. After all, it is aptly named, Persons Unknown.

If there is a next week, look for my update…..


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8 Responses to “Persons Unknown Theory – Episode 6”

  1. Valdunagan said

    Best theory ever. hahaha.

  2. Hello old friend. So you watch this too, huh? Just some info for you: Persons Unknown got picked up as a whole so it’s highly unlikely they get cancelled. What will happen is the same thing ABC is doing with the rest of “The Forgotten” eppys they have – they’ll just put them on random when they have nothing else to play.

    Still, they’ll probably finish it off because they want to get that lead woman out there as much as possible. I believe NBC thinks they got a star on their hands – they just need the right vehicle. Personally, I like the new prison chick – she used to be on Battlestar.

    Dark Blue is back soon. Is it me or is TNT and USA kicking the crap outta ABC, NBC, CBS and Fox right now?

    • LOTGK said

      I knew I recognized the sexy Erika. Those eyes, hmmn, anyway, focus here. Hell, forget it, she is the only reason I will continue to watch.

  3. Gumby said

    Here’s your twist. NBC should cancel this now and put us all out of our misery.

  4. Fox said

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I like this show, however I hate it’s new time slot. I don’t like watching saturday night programs. I will continue to DVR and watch on Monday’s. I can’t believe you guys aren’t into this.

    On another note, this season of Big Brother is going to be the best one ever. If you aren’t watching, you better.

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