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Persons Unknown Theory – Episode 5

Posted by LOTGK on July 6, 2010

Persons Unknown, my theory and analysis for episode five.

The plot thickens. The last we saw of Tori, after she was rejected in her come hither shimmering red dress, hailed a cab out of the god forsaken town that imprisoned her for the last two weeks. Episode five opens with the captives looking for Tori in the morning sunlight. They spy a woman dressed like her at the perimeter of the town walls. The woman is dressed in the polka dot dress Tori was wearing and a blonde wig to conceal the womans true identity.

Cut to the scene where the old man is collecting change from an outside fountain, zoom into the woman lying face up. It’s Tori, apparently murdered. Her father identifies the body in the morgue. The news details here death to the public. Case closed.

However, Moira, the crazy one, sees something completely different on the television set that magically turns on. It shows Tori reunited with her father after going missing for two weeks. Obviously, some one is lying.

Back to the Joe front, he now has a swinging door policy on visiting the secret lair where the chef watches the action of all the captives. He wants out, and finally forces the chef to open the air lock to the vault to free Janet and Erika.

So here goes, We all know that someone is watching the captives go about their daily lives. We also know that someone is watching the watchers. (The chef) the question before us; Are they watching for some sick gratification, for experimental purposes, or perhaps, like visiting animals at a zoo. Which brings me to my latest Twilight Zone tie in with Persons Unknown.

In my previous updates, I theorized that the show is based on Rod Serling and the Twilight Zone, a 1960′s Science Fiction program. Continuing with my Persons Unknown theory I submit for your approval my next offering titled:
People Are Alike All Over
Original Air Date: 03/25/1960 (Season One) (Episode 25)

You’re looking at a species of flimsy little two-legged animals with extremely small heads whose name is Man. Warren Marcusson, age thirty-five. Samuel A. Conrad, age thirty-one.

They’re taking a highway into space, Man unshackling himself and sending his tiny, groping fingers up into the unknown. Their destination is Mars, and in just a moment we’ll land there with them.

Astronauts on their way to Mars converse to each other about how other species will be from other planets. One of them believes that people are alike all over while the other is more cynical and has a narrower point of view. The Astronauts crash-land on Mars. One of them dies in the failed landing.

Now alone, Conrad is afraid as he hears sounds coming from outside his ship. A moment later, he is surprised to see Martians, who look almost identical to humans. The Martians help Conrad from his ship and tend to his wounds and take them back to their city where he is given fresh clothes and an apartment made in the style of American culture. He showers and dresses in the fresh clothes and has something to eat which is very good.

Conrad then notices theat his living quarters has no windows and the doors are nailed shut. He cannot escape. He is a prisoner there. A minute later, Conrad sees the front wall open revealing a glass wall and hundreds of Martians looking in at him. Conrad realized that he is a Zoo exhibit, a zoo animal. He recognizes his fate as living out his existence trapped in the apartment as an exhibit.

Species of animal brought back alive. Interesting similarity in physical characteristics to human beings in head, trunk, arms, legs, hands, feet. Very tiny undeveloped brain; comes from primitive planet named Earth. Calls himself “Samuel Conrad”. And he will remain here in his cage with the running water and the electricity and the central heat- as long as he lives. Samuel Conrad has found the Twilight Zone.

Now I’m not saying the captive 7 are in space, or crash landed on Mars, or a distant planet. But they do seem be be lab rats, or zoo animals. They are all well fed, clothed, and given shelter and free to roam and interact within the confines of their exhibit area.

I predict that we have not seen the last of Tori. She will return.

Until next week’s Persons Unknown update.


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23 Responses to “Persons Unknown Theory – Episode 5”

  1. Fox said

    It’s getting better and better… Something interesting I saw on my DVR in the upcoming weeks. Persons Unknown is on a Monday and then a Saturday, and then a Monday again. All new episodes…

  2. Fox said

    Now that Joe is exposed and we know that everyone will know next week, how will the writers tie it in?

    • LOTGK said

      Good question. There is a Twilight Zone episode for that, but we won’t go there yet. However, joe could play dumb, say that the crazy woman is only imagining that she saw him step into the elevator and it went no where. After all, she claimed to see the television play showing Tori alive and well.

      Or, the group will split into two, or perhaps three groups.

      Or Joe will be the next to be removed.

  3. Fox said

    One more thing if you google “person unknown theories” Guess what site comes up in the #3 spot…

  4. Fox said

    Sorry google “persons unknown theory” and guess what website comes up first….

    • LOTGK said

      Under persons unknown theory, I am ranked #1,2, and three on Google.
      For persons unknown theories, I am ranked #3. Not to shabby. I do know how to position the blog in Google.

      When lost was airing, out of 28 million web pages, my site was ranked #1 for
      lost secrets.

      However, the interest in Persons Unknown has not generated very much Internet buzz as of yet. Perhaps in a week or two.

  5. Fox said

    You are paving the way for the “Persons Unknown” craze…

  6. I’m glad I’ve found someone on the interwebz talking about this program. I find myself getting pulled into this show. With NBC shifting it around, I’m very happy that my DVR is set for “First Run On This Channel”

    • LOTGK said

      I find that a bit odd myself. If its only a 13 week run, which it is, then you would think NBC would keep it on Mondays instead of shifting it around.

      • Fox said

        Cuse and Lindeoff are behind this. It says all will be revealed at the end of summer. Maybe this is the beginning of something new. Maybe they will continue to run 13 week mini shows. I could dig that.

  7. LOTGK said

    One more thing. Erika revealed to Janet that she already died, and woke up in this town. She was given lethal injection. So that gives credence to the theories that they are in hell, all dead, purgatory theme.

    Seriously, Having to eat Chinese food for eternity, no other place they can be other than Hell.

  8. da man said

    Thanks for the nav icon. Now wait a minute are you serious the same lost people are doing this show?

    My theory: We are getting the alternate ending to lost that we wanted with this show.

    • LOTGK said

      I do not think the Lost writers are in any way associated with Persons unknown.

      And the Grassy Knoll Institute is ready to reveal secretive information concerning Lost we have come into contact with.

      45 days ago a courier delivered a package to our office with contents that will turn the Lost society on its ear. I cannot reveal any details at this time except that Lost episodes from the strike shortened 2007 season has surfaced. And we have them.

  9. Fox said

    Next week a new restauraunt opens in town. Ben Linus is the host that will seat you, Richard Alpert is the waiter, and Jacob is the cook..

  10. LOTGK said

    Lost Chronicles
    The real ABC Lost series finale episodes found.
    The Grassy Knoll Institute came into possession of several reels of film titled ABC Lost Series Finale Arc.
    We are convinced the reels are from the 2006-07 strike shortened season that were shelved.

  11. Mark Chivers said

    Is persons unknown off the air? Did they change times or days. It wasn’t on last night at 8 or 9 and NBC didn’t have any promo’s for it. Anyone know.

    • LOTGK said

      No, it has moved to the Summer grave yard time slot. (Saturday Night) There is Internet buzz that it will likely be canceled before the remaining 8 episodes will air. Then it really will be a mystery.

  12. LOTGK said

    They are doing a pretty darn good job.

    Perhaps the Dharma Initiative is behind this.

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